What would Asterion Moloc's opinions on the just "mildly" homoerotic Theseus and the Minotaur statue by Canova?
He'd be affronted that the Minotaur was defeated so easily and idly gnaw the head off of Theseus while drawing up battle plans. He'd also declare that his spear was bigger, to the generally agreeable antisocial grunting of his closest marines.









