#asthma posting

[404her]

Does this look like the face of a girl who is about to have an asthma attack??

Well it is

This is gonna be my whole thing for like the next week, sorry about it

[oneshortdamnfuse]

*slaps my chest like the hood of a car* these lungs can fit so much mucus

[volturialice]

to me, bella has exercise-induced asthma vibes

I think she would have to exercise first in order to discover that. seems unlikely

[oneshortdamnfuse]

Actually I feel bad for non-asthmatics b/c they don’t have nebulizers with a cool little mask that turbo blasts their lungs until they’re coughing up ungodly amounts of mucus trapped in there. Y’all just sit there with the Z-pak your doctor gave you at urgent care that does absolutely nothing while I sit here full of albuterol solution vibrating at extreme frequencies. You wish you were me.

[volturialice]

which of the cullens had asthma-vibes as a human?

edward 150%

carlisle and esme maaaaaaybe

aaaaand none of the others

[volturialice]

asthma mood board

this is exactly correct thank you

[volturialice]

who has asthma vibes: james, victoria, or laurent?

laurent but he's like real secretive about it, he keeps his inhaler in a bejeweled sunglasses case

[sublimerascal]

MY SALMON TRIGGERED MY ASTHMA???

Like I have pretty mild asthna but the smell of this leftover salmon after I microwaved it just fucking destroyed my lungs???