#astrid rambles

[ansitru]

If you're starting your holiday shopping and don't know what to get them:

a sword

a dagger

a beautifully made knife

fuzzy socks (for coziness)

a castle (to go with the sword)

[acidichcl]

Me and my many tmnt fan iterations

[astridhobbit]

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again (Epic: The Musical) kills me every time. Like, Odysseus is all, I have changed completely, I am not the man you married, do you think you could maybe fall in love with me once more? Like he's trying to be, I dunno, considerate I guess? It's been a long-ass time! And Penelope is like, well if you're not my husband could you get rid of our bed? Just toss it in the trash, whatever. And Odysseus is just devastated by this. That is bed IS their marriage, and she wants him to cut it down?? Oh no. Oh no. It's been too long. She hates me. Oh no.

And she's like you FUCKING idiot. The only person who knew the bed can't be moved is my HUSBAND so that's YOU, the brain genius I have been waiting and waiting and FUCKING WAITING for, with all these FUCKING SUITORS who have been trying and TRYING to steal your GODSBEDAMNED KINGDOM and you come home and just FUCKING ASSUME that I have ever STOPPED loving you? Would I have used every piece of my not-inconsiderable wit and power to keep those FUCKING ASSHOLES at bay? Would I have been waiting and waiting and WAITING for your scruffy ass to FINALLY show up and clean house? If I was not completely, utterly, madly, head over heels in love with you STILL?? And you have the goddamn GALL to ask if I would love you AGAIN??

And then, because despite some evidence to the contrary Odysseus is not a COMPLETE idiot, the candle flicks on and he's like, oh shit.

And then they kiss. <3

[nats-revival]

mfs Will turn ANYTHING into a fanfic like wym “what it would be like to get into a car accident with ellie” HUH???? THATS A LITERAL TRAGEDY. 😭😭😭

[alpenglowgirl]

my quick trip back to the only place i can really call home

[whew-oh-em-gee]

Me: *avoiding Tumblr* I'm going to be more productive. My life doesn't revolve around men, twice my age, who don't know I exist.

The fandom: Omg, did you see?! We've got new content which means more fanfiction and fanart!

Me, opening Tumblr:

[todoscript]

want to let you guys know that stealing content from other blogs—whether it be written works, original themes, or graphics—without specific consent or permission from the content creator is NOT okay, regardless of whether the blog is active or not. and that also includes taking said media and simply slapping your name over it and changing a few things here and there. that still counts as stealing

[dayy-dreamerrs]

oh to be the pretty boy in a musical who never has a love interest and just vibes, giving us the aro rep we need...