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Today's Document
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Attention (fluff)
Humor me (fluffy)
Karma (fluffier)
What happens at the Oscars... (fluffiest)
The green-eyed monster (fluff, implied smut)
Movie nights with Jake
Q&A with the Jakey boys
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Valentine's Day
Jealousy
Floppy fics
Friends
Insecure
Dishes
'Okay'
Notes
Sensitive
Fanfiction
Granny
Smut
UFO
First Clip for Guy Ritchie's 'In the Grey' 🥰
"My husband and I" 🤣
Jake Gyllenhaal being tortured having a peaceful and relaxing time during the Buzzfeed Puppy Interview (2024).
The new and updated masterlist is up as well as a new theme for the blog!!!
Hello astrid! i'm happy to see that you're on my dash again you were quiet for a while
Hi!!! Yes, I was very quiet for a while (understatement of the century) but I’m glad to be back even if it’s for a short while!
I’ll just use this as an opportunity to apologize for dropping off the face of the earth out of the blue. I’ve got a lot of things going on behind the scenes but I’m slowly getting my tumblr groove (a.k.a my whoreknee thoughts about jake) back so get ready!!!!
P.S I have seen your requests guys! I’m working on them 🤭
Jake Gyllenhaal in GQ Korea…
SWOON
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
PLEASE reblog this.
I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it
i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.
idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000
reposting on my friends account
holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.
Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers!
Everyone should see this, it’s really important
I reblog every time
If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave
I fucking told you, auto
hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG
oh god oh god oh god
PLEASE REBLOG
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
WTF
Stay alert ladies!
be warned
REBLOG!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!
I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!
This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!
!!!!!!!
STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!
This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION
Please stay safe everyone｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
stop scrolling bitch
reblog this dammit
Me: Valentine's Day is basically a capitalist scheme. All the practices we partner with it include buying goods to give as presents like chocolate. I prefer spending time with my loved ones doing something we love or be given something they made themselves
Also me: *enters a chocolate coma after watching Netflix for 12 hours*
What It'd Be like to Date Andrew Garfield
Andrew would want to teach you how to skateboard if you don’t know already.
He would call you sweet nicknames like “sweetheart,” “darlin” or “baby” while you call him “spidey” or “babe”
Andrew wanting to show you off to his family and friends and saying how you are the one for him
He tries to keep you hidden from the public because he doesn’t want you to get hurt by his fans or the paparazzi.
You appreciate Andrew protecting you from the public eye and you love him even more for that
You’re one of the few people who can call “Andy”
Whenever you could, you ask Andrew about his mom and what she was like.
When he does talk about her, you notice how he would talk about her in such a bright light and how she was an amazing woman.
If you get too stressed out from work, then Andrew will give you a message and/ or cook your favorite meal (he’ll accidentally burn it the first few times)
When Andrew has a long day from filming, you put on one of his favorite shows on Netflix (his to go to his Cobra Kai) and you make his favorite meal
Whenever you do something nice for him or be there for him, he always asks you “how did I get so lucky on finding and dating the most perfect girl?”
You always tease him and say, “I don’t know, Andy, maybe it was your “good” charms.”
If he is having a moment where his ego is too much or where he’s having a bad mental day, you’re always there to bring him back to where he needs to be.
He takes you to England from time to time so you can see where he grew up and what he did during vacation and after school
You both sing to your favorite songs (even if you suck at it) whenever you guys are in the car
Andrew just being a gentle yet loving boyfriend to you and treating like you’re everything to him (which you are)
You protecting one another and getting jealous if someone else hits on you both
Being close with his family and friends and spending time with his family whenever you can.
You guys facetime whenever he’s out of town working on a movie or promoting
Andrew kissing you or your cheek or neck whenever he could so he can show you his love and affection
Your family and friends absolutely love Andrew and say how he’s a perfect match for you
You both get asked when you’re gonna get married and have kids of your own
Andrew and you talk about the future and about getting married and having kids (three to be exact)
He always asks when the topic is brought up, “If we have a daughter, can we name her after my mum?”
You knowing how much she means to Andrew, you always say yes because how can you deny Andrew honoring the woman he loves and adores more than anything.
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PRISONERS (2013) — dir. denis villeneuve
LET IT RING — SUGAR DADDY!JAKE GYLLENHAAL 🎃
summary: why choose between trick or treat when you can have both?
warnings: alcohol (mentioned), established sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship, implied fake cheating, smut (roleplay, finger sucking, choking, face slapping, dirty talk, ring kink, degradation, fingering, spanking & clit spanking, ruined orgasm, allusion to fisting, masturbation, facial cumshot) 18+ NO MINORS.
word count: 2620
photo credits: just-just-gyllenhaal (cropped) / divider credits: firefly-graphics
notes: jake wore a ring on his pinky finger a month ago and i’m still losing my mind about it. also roleplay… costumes… halloween, get it? 👻🍭 i highly suggest you check out THE FIRST SUGAR DADDY!JAKE FIC to understand their dynamic. thank you for reading & REMEMBER TO REBLOG!
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“ she said i cant go outside today “ ☠️
Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal at the 10th annual LACMA Art and Film Gala presented by Gucci.
reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old
RED VELVET — SUB!JAKE GYLLENHAAL 🎂
summary: it’s your birthday and you treated yourself to a trip to the toy store. i let you guess which kind of toy store i’m talking about.
warnings: food & brief inappropriate use of food, curse words, reversing the dom/sub roles was previously discussed, smut (finger sucking, nipple play, blowjob & handjob, spit, rimming, use of toys & lube, pegging, humping, overstimulation, tons of begging, praise kink) 18+ NO MINORS.
word count: 3030
gifs credits: me / divider credits: firefly-graphics
notes: today is my birthday and i will make it everyone’s problem with this self-indulgent fic. thank you for reading & REMEMBER TO REBLOG!
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simu liu used to model for stock images and now he’s using them as reaction pics- THIS MAN IS TRULY SOMETHING ELSE I LOVE HIM
