Astrology observation 18
a more laid back one cause i’m tired from doing all the chart analysis, this is more general, more relaxed, so enjoy !!
(master list)
-Virgo risings are freaky after commitment, that Pisces 7H, goodness, their partner has them on a leash, I also noticed heavy Virgo placements will refuse to get a tattoo, they respect their body as a tool and not something to put permanent doodles on, some, they also troll a lot in their careers bc of the Gemini 10H effect, I mean like they’ll get things done don’t get me wrong but they’re gonna go on social media and complain about their mangers and gossip on someone’s name, absolutely devious
-Cancer placements care about fengshui, and Libra too, they do not play around with interior design, they also like playing the sims for some reason ?!! maybe cause of the decorating features ?? this and creating characters of people that they hate and setting them on fire in the game, this so specific I hope you know what I mean, they’re number one in never letting go the past, they will go into the sims and recreate their memories, reacting things that happened and tweaking it ! pleaseee I hope I don’t sound crazy for saying this
-I don’t trust a sag or Pisces mercury as drivers, like Jupiter ruled signs do very poorly in mercury which is the planet of transportation, you’ll fall asleep in a road trip with them and then wake up to find out they’ve driven to Africa or something, please take an uber, the highway fears to see you
-Capricorns make great plumbers, the type a personality, they can fix cars good too, they know what an engine is and their love language is acts of service, they also hate paying for other people to do this for them, they rather do it by themselves, like when was the last time they went to the doctors ?? caps placements you can’t fix fevers at home, why are you pinching pennies over your health ?!!
-I get a kick out of watching Leo placements babysitting, sometimes I can’t tell if they’re the kid or the babysitter, they make really good parents when there’s harmonious aspects, they befriend their kids a lot of the times but uh and the other bad portion of Leos get sent into retirement homes and then wonder why their kids never call anymore, like girl you were a narcissist, literally bye
Also:
i find it really funny how Leo punishes their children, they will start singing, like they’ll annoy their kids, use the spotlight as an act of discipline, these are the parents who will go on social media and make not mean but perhaps embarrassing and maybe outrageous posts, all this to get the kids to wash dishes and clean their rooms, this is some next level psychological warfare
-Taurus placements smell really good… like really good, like Libra looks pretty and it’s more focused on their face card, but Taurus placements will make sure they hit all of the five sensory, they wanna look, taste, smell, and sound pretty
so tired, holy FUCK, this September is pulling out all the stops, I’m checking the transits and sighing each time, a lot of you mutable signs are gonna explode by the end of this week, especially Virgo
Love,
E
