Signs As Iconic Vines
Capricorn: “Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane torTILA”
Aquarius: “Chris, is that a weed? I’m calling the police!” *beep beep beep* “911 what’s your emergency?”
Pisces: “It’s cold outside but I’m still looking like a thottie because...a hoe neva gets cold.”
Aries: “pATRICIAAA!!!”
Taurus: “So basically what I was thinking was-” *punch* “Ow, I can’t believe you done this.”
Gemini: “Hey I’m lesbian.” “I thought you wew Amewican”
Cancer: “I’m nuts about these nuts. But I’m also nuts about my close good friends.” “My Close Good Friends.”
Leo: “She is such a bitch. B-I...C-T-H.”
Virgo: “Ah!” “AHH! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!”
Libra: “Giiiiirl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” *points*
Scorpio: “Honey I’m sorry...I think your sister might be havin’ my second son.”
Sagittarius: “I love you bitch. I ain’t neva gonna stop lovin’ you. Bitch.”