So far, this whole wedding thing was sweet. Sure, he’d spent part of his time hiding from Jade so she couldn’t like, get drunk and try to tell him she was still in love with him even when she was here with her new boyfriend, but most of the time, he was just enjoying himself like only Bowie could. Currently, he had found a circle of people dancing, and with their cheers egging them on, he finally got in the middle and started doing the worm. It was going great, he thought... Until he noticed that whoever was directly in front of him seemed less impressed than the other stomping, cheering feet. “What’s wrong? Do you want me to teach you how to do this or something? It’s the best dance move ever, I swear!” he called up to them.













