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[laceyjean]

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Lacey J: Happy EASTER🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP🏃‍♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️CHURCH so he can fuck😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that COCK🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES💦💦❤️. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s🙌 house so the PASTOR😁🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👀👀 of the LORD✝️✝️✝️✝️. JESUS👼 is CUMMING🍆🍑🍆🍍🍑 back today so you best be sure to send this to 5️⃣ of your best EASTER BUNNY HOES🐰🐰🐰. If u get 5️⃣ back the LORD isn’t the only thing that’s RISEN🍆🍆🍆 today. If you get 🔟 back you’re a LOADED💦💦 EASTER BASKET🛍🛍. If you get 0️⃣ back you’re a ROTTEN EGG🥚 who’s getting NO CUMMIES🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ this EASTER😭😭

[brangwenboogie]

So... I just got sent to the headmaster's office because I was still wearing my butterfly wings from Halloween and I'm so confused. I've been wearing them every day since and this is the first time I got in trouble and I’m not causing any trouble? Does this count as being dress-coded? Because it feels awful and I want to fight back but I don’t know how. Any ideas?

[jungleboyblake]

Who got rid of public hangings and why? I feel like it must have been so cool in the good old days to see people getting saved by throwing swords and bow and arrows slicing through nooses and stuff.

[cassieadale]

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Cassie: I know I'm not supposed to have favorite animals at the shelter and technically I don't BUT my favorite doe Erica is a mother now and it's so exciting! She had three fawns about two weeks ago and sadly we still don't have names for them, so I thought it'd be fun to ask the Internet for suggestions! I'd love any help, especially because all of my name ideas are dumb. Thank you!

[axel-ramirez]

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Axel: do you think fg would let us have a Halloween party on the tourney field?? 👀👀

[harry--hook]

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Harry: Just got told that I should take the costume off 'cause Halloween isn't for another 2 months.

Harry: PLEASE tell me that's cause enough to run him through.

[winskellington]

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Winter: It's September which means it's spooky time (I take no arguments) and I'm feeling festive so if you're looking for someone to do spooky (or glamorous) Halloween looks until after October then hmu

[eddie-delacruz]

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Eddie: I know I am an amazing singer but, do you think I could possibly break into acting? IF I wanted to, hypothetically. 🤔