#asumarco

[fredcilier]

text 💬 fredco

Freddie: I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day?

[n-atua]

text 💬 narco

Noa: Dude, don't judge me, but have you ever been walked in on while watching something super porny? Like even if it's not straight up porn, just something with a lot of sex in it? Because I was watching Spartacus and my dad just HAD to walk in right as they were getting down to business. He totally thought I was watching porn.

[robbshood]

text 💬 robbco

Robbie: Bro, if I get you a seven pound burrito as your Christmas gift, do you think it'll be like... moldy by the time you open it?

[harperofsherwood]

text 📲 harco

Harper: I woke up with the strangest feeling that you needed my help with something and I'm not even sure if that's true, but if you do I'm always here to help!

Harper: Is it romance problems, perhaps? Roses are always a good option in that case! And if you're not having any problems then I am sorry to stick my nose where it doesn't belong!

[mayariverax]

text 📲 mayarco

Maya: I wish I could hold you in my arms right now. I sleep much better when I'm cuddling with someone 😊

[marykatehood]

@marcoalandale​:

Oh thank goodness! Because for a second there, I really thought you were to about to vanish into thing air or something, I’ve always been worried about that with you, that’s why I always try to hold your shoulder or arm or something when I’m around you. Yeah, you can have like a million homes, because the home is where the heart is and your heart is massive.

I never vanish into air. Usually I vanish on a horse, and their hoof-prints are hard to disguise, you can hear me riding away and run after me if you really want to! I totally noticed you did that, but I kind of just assumed you were drunk and needed someone to help you stay standing upright. It makes so much more sense now, I thought you were seriously holding out on me instead of inviting me out drinking with you! I wasn’t even trying to be cute about it like that, Sherwood’ll always have most of my heart. But you’re right, it’s definitely more spread out these days than it used to be, too. At least it’s the time of year where I can usually get everyone in place again, though. Unless you guys start telling me you’re leaving for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then we’re going to have to have WORDS.

[kiarataji]

text 💬 kico 🙈

Kiara: I still say the only thing you did wrong in that relationship was not get a threesome with Marco out of it before it ended.

Kiara: Like come ON, you know they both want to and are just waiting for someone brave enough to proposition them first so they don't seem too into it.

[allsleigh]

text 💬 allco 🏃‍♀️

Ally: Don't fret, your violin hasn't been stolen, simply borrowed! It says 'see you soon, Marco;' it asked me to pass that message along.