#marcoalandale

[fredcilier]

text 💬 fredco

Freddie: I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day?

[robbshood]

text 💬 robbco

Robbie: Bro, if I get you a seven pound burrito as your Christmas gift, do you think it'll be like... moldy by the time you open it?

[marykatehood]

@marcoalandale​:

Oh thank goodness! Because for a second there, I really thought you were to about to vanish into thing air or something, I’ve always been worried about that with you, that’s why I always try to hold your shoulder or arm or something when I’m around you. Yeah, you can have like a million homes, because the home is where the heart is and your heart is massive.

I never vanish into air. Usually I vanish on a horse, and their hoof-prints are hard to disguise, you can hear me riding away and run after me if you really want to! I totally noticed you did that, but I kind of just assumed you were drunk and needed someone to help you stay standing upright. It makes so much more sense now, I thought you were seriously holding out on me instead of inviting me out drinking with you! I wasn’t even trying to be cute about it like that, Sherwood’ll always have most of my heart. But you’re right, it’s definitely more spread out these days than it used to be, too. At least it’s the time of year where I can usually get everyone in place again, though. Unless you guys start telling me you’re leaving for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then we’re going to have to have WORDS.

[kiarataji]

text 💬 kico 🙈

Kiara: I still say the only thing you did wrong in that relationship was not get a threesome with Marco out of it before it ended.

Kiara: Like come ON, you know they both want to and are just waiting for someone brave enough to proposition them first so they don't seem too into it.

[allsleigh]

text 💬 allco 🏃‍♀️

Ally: Don't fret, your violin hasn't been stolen, simply borrowed! It says 'see you soon, Marco;' it asked me to pass that message along.

[fredcilier]

text 💬 fredco 🥇

Freddie: Ya girl read that building your core can make you a better violinist, so me encouraging you to do all them crunches is actually making you a better musician, you're welcome.

[robbshood]

@marcoalandale​:

Don’t tease, Rob! You know I’m yours whenever you want me but I’m pretty sure all the girls in Auradon would riot if I kept you busy on “the most romantic day of the year”. We’d need to go somewhere far far away to stay safe. I’m thinking the Bald Mountains?

Bro. You think they’d riot about missing out on me? I think they’d riot about missing out on you! They’re probably all plotting my murder as we speak, just so they’re ready in case you say yes! But nah, we can’t go to Bald Mountain. I went there once and didn’t lose all my hair, I don’t want to tempt fate a second time, mountains that make you go bald are no joke. What about Apelothia? Now that I can finally spell it right I deserve to finally go.

[racheladale]

text 💬 marchel

Rachel: He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

Rachel: I don't know why everyone looked so scared when I said yes! I know that whistle blowing's another word for third base in sexy baseball but I trust him, I knew he wasn't asking me to do THAT!