what your ateez bias says about you
ot8 disclaimer up front because i love them all equally and also because i know exactly which one of you is about to get called out. anyway
hongjoong
you have opinions about the lore. not like casual opinions, you have a theory doc. you’re either an artist, a writer, or someone who reblogs a lot of both, and you’ve definitely tried to diy something after seeing one of his outfits. you say “he’s so small” and then use the word “terrifying” in the same sentence. leader bias energy means you’re also the one in the group chat organizing everything and pretending you didn’t volunteer.
seonghwa
curated blog. cohesive color palette. tagging system that actually works. you came for the face and stayed because he turned out to be the strangest man alive. very calm, very “he’s just a guy,” and then one wonderland fancam and it’s over. you’re also probably the one keeping up with everyone’s solo stuff, which is why so many seonghwa biases end up ot8 anyway.
yunho
you’re the nicest person on this website and it’s a little suspicious. you use a lot of exclamation points. you probably have a dog or want one badly. you cry at concert footage of people you have never met. you will fight someone over the phrase “just the tall one” because you know what that man does during mother nature and you have not recovered.
yeosang
you found him during a quiet moment in a variety show and never came back. you’re normal until line distribution gets brought up and then you have data. you’re the one saving obscure fancams nobody else has posted. slightly introverted, slightly menacing, extremely loyal. you also think he’s funnier than the general public gives him credit for and you’re right.
san
there is no volume setting. your posts are 40% keysmash. you have a folder and we’re not going to discuss the folder. you love a man who does the most unhinged aegyo on earth and then stares directly into a camera like he’s going to end your bloodline. you’re chaotic in a very warm way and you make friends instantly.
mingi
you are protective. genuinely, sincerely protective, and everyone knows not to say something sideways about him on your dash. you love the deep voice, you love that he’s basically a giant golden retriever, and you love that he came back. you have a good sense of humor and a soft spot for people who are going through it, because you know what it looks like when someone gets better.
wooyoung
main character. you post constantly, you have no filter, and your notes app is a war crime. you probably dance or wish you did. you’re the friend who makes plans happen. you also have zero shame which is honestly aspirational, and you got that from him directly.
jongho
you’re the sane one and you’re tired. you appreciate actual vocal technique and you will explain why. you like that he’s the youngest and somehow the most stable person in the building. you have a savage streak you only let out around people you trust. also the apple thing lives in your head forever, don’t lie.
anyway ot8 forever, but tell me which one called you out