#au squad

[meyhew]

come to brazil

let me ask niall for a ticket

[meyhew]

mum said it’s my turn to learn how to say syeda

TELL MUM TO LISTEN TO BHIA’S VM 

[heclwiq]

After the battle Thorin has a memory problem and as soon as he wakes up and sees Bilbo, he gets up and kisses his forehead and tells him he will be alright.

When the company shows up and see the overly attached Thorin they add 2+2 and realise Thorin thinks he and Bilbo are courting.

When they tell Bilbo what's going on with Thorin, he shrugs "What am I supposed to do? We can't just tell him something like that! His memory could get even more messed up.

Deep down in his mind, Bilbo is grateful for Thorin's memory loss and he loves that he can finally be close to Thorin without it being weird.

At some point Thorin gets his memories back, but he doesn't feel like stopping and so he pretends he doesn't know what's going on.

Years go by and neither of them stops behaving like a couple. Thorin ends up telling Bilbo about 20 years after they get married.

"I can't believe you didn't say anything... We even got married! I expected you to break and run away after a while!" "What are you talking about Thorin?" "How come you never said anything about how we weren't together before the battle? I've been waiting for you to get tired of me and running away." "You knew??" "Only after a few months and I thought I should wait for you to give up and tell me the truth." "For fucks sake, you knew and didn't say something? I've been living a lie! I can't believe I fucking fell for you" "Yeah I kn- Wait, you actually fell for me?" "Of course you big doof. Do you really think I could act that well?"

And so they end up not telling anyone else, but no one needs them to say something, they all know Thorin and Bilbo's love is real

[heclwiq]

AU in which Thorin is a rock star and Bilbo's cousin wins VIP tickets to the Sons of Durins concert. Bilbo doesnt even like any of their songs but he certainly finds the guitarist and lead vocal hot af so he blushes when he admits he doesnt like their songs, but wouldnt mind getting to know Thorin. The next day, Thorin sees him in the street and goes talk to Bilbo who promisses to show him around ;)

OMG YES!!! but what if Bilbo only gets the chance to say that AFTER the concert and he gets randomly selected to get on stage and sing with Thorin????

like Bilbo going all deer in the headlights and trying to make his cousin go on stage for him but one of the security guys is already getting him on stage, so he sits awkwardly in a bar stoll they got him and hums along to the songs and Throin ends up serenading the song to him <33

Now that would be awesome ;)

[heclwiq]

But guys, can you imagine Thorin and Bilbo on a romantic dinner in "Erebor's Cuisine" that Thorin owns.

Candle light dinner, all alone in their corner of the room, Dori the waiter waiting on them in those fancy restaurant tuxes and Thorin asking for the extra in the romantic package.

Bilbo being all confused as to what that means until he sees Dwalin with his little violin and serenading them as they eat.

Dwalin looking like he's about to throw up because of how cute his best friend and the new cook look, but secretly being happy for them and fanboying in his head because he has never seen Thorin this happy since they first reopened the restaurant after it being in ruins for about 20 years.

[heclwiq]

Ok so imagine that after the wedding Bilbo goes to get his things in Bag End (Thorin stays in Erebor because he’s the king and he can’t just go on and leave his kingdom). 

As Bilbo starts getting close to Mirkwood, Thorin just stays on the highest place in the mountain with some very huge and powerful binoculars, his face in a permanent frown and keeps muttering to himself “If those elves start getting to close I swear to Mahal’s dick I will hunt them down myself” and when someone walks by and asks what he’s doing he just ignores them and keep muttering to himself that his hobbit is not for anyone else to touch.

[kurosmind]

First draft for the amralimefanbook! Now let’s see if I can make the second one.. (Balin: could you two please stop making heart eyes at each other and get work done?) 

[connyhascontrol]

/spends 15 minutes in dressing room, takes lots of selfies, buys nothing