#audition scripts

[ineedmorevat7kinmylife]

Audition script for the fan's Vat7k

@theshadowyalchemist

At some point during the trials, Nuru catches Hugo staring at Varian. This conversation ensues.

Nuru: What’re you looking at?

Hugo: (startled) Nuru! Hi. I didn’t see you there. Nothing, I’m not looking at anything.

Nuru: Then why is your face all red?

Hugo: It is? I mean… I was sitting too close to the fire. Yeah, and I got too warm, and that is why I am over here.

Nuru: (raises an eyebrow) You like him, don’t you? 

Hugo: (panicked) What? Like who, I don’t like anyone, that’s ridiculous! (sighs) Yeah. I really do.

Nuru: Oh my god I can’t believe I got you to admit it! 

Hugo: Wha-

Nuru: Hey! Yong! Hugo just said-

Hugo slaps his hands over her mouth, and glares at her.

Hugo: (quietly) Are you insane? He’s right there!

Nuru grins from behind Hugo’s hands. 

Nuru: Just so you know, I’m never letting you live this down. You will forever be The Guy Who Likes Varian in my memories. 

Hugo slumps down and covers his face with his hands

Hugo: Please don’t tell him.

Nuru: (grins) No way! Watching you try to tell him is way funnier!

Hugo: (muttering) Thanks.

[freelydifferentluminary]

So here’s a spoiler from a future that is never going to happen. This is the scene we saw Matt and Jenna perform in a dull little room in the basement of the BBC, which changed the future of Doctor Who. Now remember, this is nonsense, none of this is going to happen, no clues or hints. Think of it as series of hurdles we placed in front of an actress to check her jumping skills.

Steven Moffat

On this tenth anniversary of Jenna Coleman winning the role (and our hearts) as Clara Oswald, I thought it would be fun to post Steven Moffat’s original test script. This is the one he used to audition women for the role of “the Impossible Girl” in Doctor Who. Jenna said she was told that she was auditioning for a role in MEN ON WAVES (an acronym for WOMAN SEVEN) which was the seventh season’s new companion. She said she had no idea what the role really was. I find it either VERY coincidental or amazingly prescient that Steven named the future companion Jasmine in the script. Jasmine was, of course, Jenna’s previous character in EMMERDALE Odd, huh? Anyway, here’s the script...

THE DOCTOR: So you saw it coming in here? What did it look like? JASMINE: Gray. Sort of dusty. Like it was made of spider webs. THE DOCTOR: And it came through the wall? JASMINE: Yeah, that wall there. THE DOCTOR: And made a moaning sound. JASMINE: Moaning, groaning, yeah. THE DOCTOR: But you don’t think it was a ghost. Why not? JASMINE: Because there’s no such thing as ghosts. THE DOCTOR: You know, a lot of people who saw what you saw wouldn’t still think that. JASMINE: Obviously. Otherwise there wouldn’t be idiots who believe in ghosts. THE DOCTOR: What were you doing here? JASMINE: I love this place. It’s… beautiful. THE DOCTOR: It’s falling apart. JASMINE: It’s old. I love old things, they make me feel sad. THE DOCTOR: What’s good about sad? JASMINE: It’s happy for deep people. You’d know. THE DOCTOR: I’m not sad. JASMINE: Oh, you are though. Under all that talking and leaping about. Takes one to know one. THE DOCTOR: So you come here for…recreational sadness? JASMINE: Yeah. In a way. Okay, why are you looking at me like that? THE DOCTOR: You remind me of an old friend of mine. Someone I lost a long time ago. JASMINE: Down boy. I’m not her. THE DOCTOR: Oh, I know you’re not – I don’t believe in ghosts either. JASMINE: Oh my God, what’s that?! THE DOCTOR: Okay, just stay calm. JASMINE: But that’s the thing I saw before. THE DOCTOR: Yep, and it’s coming towards us. I expect you noticed that. Say it with me – I don’t believe in ghosts! JASMINE: I don’t believe in ghosts!! THE DOCTOR: Louder! I don’t believe in ghosts! JASMINE: I don’t believe in ghosts! Will this work? THE DOCTOR: No idea, never met a ghost before.

Funny how the ghost ideas cropped up in a real script, too. I am glad Jasmine was re-born as Clara Oswin Oswald!

Happy 10th anniversary, Jenna Coleman! You’ve touched a lot of hearts and souls by giving life...er..LIVES...to the Impossible Girl.

[attackonsea-blog]

Audition Lines Update

We now have lines for Grisha and Carla Jeager, so check those out!

~Raph

[attackonauvoices]

Audition Scripts

Here are the scripts for each character.

Please introduce yourself first when recording. We also require your:

Name

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Skype Name.

Thank you, and good luck to all!

FEMALE

Armin

 "I want to protect my friends too! I'm not weak!

 "Erin and Mikas have always been there to protect me… I want to do the same for them!"

 "I don't like the terms 'good person' or 'bad person'."

  Connie

 "Sasha! Are you crazy?!"

 "Hey, check this out!"

 "Gah! What did you just wipe on me?!"

  Reiner

 "If we put our minds to it, we can probably do it."

 "Yeah, Jeanne's a bit of an idiot, but she's got the right idea."

 "He's like a god! I want him to marry me!"

  Bertholdt

 "Reiner, calm down."

 "Who actually wants to kill people?!"

  "It wasn't all a lie… It was real for me too!"

  Erwin

 "Are you willing to give up your heart and soul for the sake of humanity?"

 "Today, we set out to take back what is ours, with the wings of freedom on our backs!"

 "I am the one responsible for all these men. Their deaths are on my hands because I am the one who lead them to it."

MALE 

 Mikasa

 "I want to stay by your side so I can protect you."

 "I'll die without you."

 "Don't let her do anything stupid, please."

  Sasha

 "Not everything is about food you know!"

 "Oh my god, why is everyone still saying that! The potato thing was ONE time!"

 "Pssst, hey, look what I snuck out from the kitchen. I'm saving it for later, okay?"

  Ymir

 "Isn't it obvious? Look around, moron. Her squad is dead."

 "Huh. Here I thought you were just an idiot."

 "I have feelings too ya know, even if I act like a complete jerk-ass all the time."

  Christa

 "Y-Ymir… you're embarrassing me!"

 "I found your horse. Is everyone alright here?

 "You don't understand! If I don't go with him, they'll kill him!"

  Annie

 "All I care about is my own survival."

 "My father taught me how to fight."

 "I just want the weak, who dog et swept along with the flow, be considered human too."

Hanji

 "What is the point of finding how to kill titans, if we don't even capture them to study them?!"

"How are you? WHOA. That was a close one, huh?"

 "This only proves there is so much more we don't understand about the titans."

[thequirkyllama]

WHY IS WRITING AUDITION SCRIPTS SO HARD THAN WRITING THE ACTUAL SCRIPT?

THE HELL MAN~!?