#audrey ask

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Ooo John’s a player

You know I showed John this ask.

You know what he said?

“Polyamory is a thing and both of those assholes consented.”

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Is it Batman

It’s definitely an actual bat.

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

What does magic man think of bat friend

He says we’re not qualified to watch a bat that’s bigger than us but is glad we know basic bat first aid.

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Maybe Dr. Kirk is busy being a bat?

No, he’s at a conference in Coast City.

Same place as Vic Sage actually.

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

What are you going to do with the bat

Keep it until Kirk answers my fucking phone.

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Are they blondish?

He’s got a little blonde ruffle.

And big puppydog eyes.

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Tell Bruce I love him

I’ll let him know.

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That’s a good name

IT IS A GOOD NAME

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