#bat hunt

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Jonathan Crane has arrived and in an effort to avoid the possibility of seeing them suck face I am leaving the room.

And I’m taking Bruce with me.

-B

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

We still have a bat and John Constantine is a mood.

-B

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

So I called around and was pointed to Kirk Langstrom, y’know ManBat?

Until I can get ahold of him (according to my source he’s in fucking Coast City and can’t be reached) we have to watch the bat ourselves.

It’s a happy little burrito though and I think it’s some hybrid of a flying fox because this boy is big and cute as hell.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Bruce’s wing is broken and he hurt his head pretty badly so we’ve got him patched up.  I’m running through my contacts that are less legal to see if there’s any escaped experiments or whatever.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

You should name the bat Steve

Audrey already named it it’s name is Bruce.

-B

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Where did the sad magic man come from?

His house blew up or something so he’s on our couch until Vic Sage stops dicking around in Coast City.

John Constantine’s words, not mine.

I’d also like to make a PSA that if your boyfriend’s apartment blows up, you do not send him to live with two college students that you habitually stalk.

That’s just fucking rude.

-B

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Is it Batman

It’s definitely an actual bat.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

What does magic man think of bat friend

He says we’re not qualified to watch a bat that’s bigger than us but is glad we know basic bat first aid.

-A