#audrey post

[mini-paldeans]

Who can I bully on here does anybody know.

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[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Lex Luthor has not left his spot at the corner table being a shady cabrón and now a big guy walked up, ordered our oldest brand of tequila, and went to sit with him.

Jefe told me to call the cops.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

“Is this bar owned by someone who actually speaks Spanish?”

No, we just named the place El Torero for the aesthetic.

“Because the word for bull is toro not torero.”

El Torero means bullfighter cabrón.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Salem gets to watch Bolton get reciepts pulled while I'm stuck in calculus.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

So I called around and was pointed to Kirk Langstrom, y’know ManBat?

Until I can get ahold of him (according to my source he’s in fucking Coast City and can’t be reached) we have to watch the bat ourselves.

It’s a happy little burrito though and I think it’s some hybrid of a flying fox because this boy is big and cute as hell.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

Bruce’s wing is broken and he hurt his head pretty badly so we’ve got him patched up.  I’m running through my contacts that are less legal to see if there’s any escaped experiments or whatever.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

I can’t find Jon.

-A

[metropolis-is-for-the-weak]

I'm glad this is all over.

On the downside, at some point during the commotion Jon got out and now our couch is occupied.

-A