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The Holidays Are Over, but the EVIL Remains With Us in this Cookie-Cutter Classic "The Gingerdead Man" reviewed! (Full Moon Features / Blu-ray)

Get Ready to Chomp on this Cookie! “The Gingerdead Man” Blu-ray Available Here! Cold-hearted, mama’s boy killer, Millard Findlemeyer, brutally gun downs Sarah Leigh’s father and brother before wounding during a diner robbery.  Two years later, Findlemeyer is executed with the help of Sarah’s damning testimony and the traumatized survivor attempts to pick up the pieces of her life by keeping her…

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Evil Bong (2006)

ESE: 60/100

50 -10 for picking on Alistair +5 for Bachman  -10 for using “queer” as a slur +5 for haunted bongs +5 for Super Marioworld +10 for titties +5 for Phil Fondacaro +5 for hilarious mean grandpa +5 for Gingerdead Man cameo +5 for shark boobs (not boobs on sharks. Shark heads on boobs) -20 for how bizarre Luann got after smoking (mainly the weird pogo stick thing) -10 for F-slur +10 for Tommy Chong +10 for Bill Moseley -10 for Jimbo dying +5 for Jimbo living on in bong world, playing with hot wheels and strippers

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The Gingerdead Man (2005): An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.

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