Ooh, let's see here, hmm... Varric Tethras, mayhaps? ;) (Unless that's too much of an easy one)
[Editor’s note: Sparrow, you’re too kind. I was starting to think Scholar was never going to get the chance to gush about me.]
do I like them: He’s all right. You know. For being my favorite character in anything ever.
5 good qualities: tremendously good friend, deeply loyal, very funny, protective, full of snark
3 bad qualities: Varric only has one bad quality and that’s the fact that he never stops talking. At least, in my head. Though as he himself points out, I’m never lonely with him there.
favourite episode/etc: Any scene that has Varric in it is a good scene.
otp: The prettiest mage in Kirkwall.
brotp: Varric is everybody’s bro, except maybe Solas. But as the Skyhold Academy Yearbook series makes clear, I love his brohood with Dorian Pavus.
notp: Cassandra Pentaghast. Adore them separately, love them as friends, hate them as a pairing.
best quote: I can’t very well say “All of them,” can I? [Editor’s note: I think so, but my vote probably doesn’t count.] Let’s go with the one I have saved on my phone, then. “There’s my Sunshine!”
headcanon: He lives in my head and edits my fanfic. That’s about as extensive a headcanon as it’s possible to get. (I’m not crazy. At least, no more than any other writer.)
