#aussie jokes

[suikamelon6]

When Dale visits his vampire mates, he didn't know they are budding comedians.

But no one dares tell Lestat he sucks. Don't quit your day job, Lestat. Or your night job.

[wendysplace21]

Aussies

AUSTRALIA AND AUSTRALIANS The following has been written by the late Douglas Adams of “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” fame. “Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the bottom half of the planet. It is recognisable from orbit because of many unusual features, including what at first looks like an enormous bite taken out of its southern edge; a wall of sheer cliffs…

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[ryukisgod]

American v Australian jokes

[notthemainstreamnewsposts]

Joke Of The Day - (Aussie Humor) ..Bruce and his grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Joke Of The Day - Aussie Humor..Bruce and his grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Bruce’s grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?

I can cut them for you ‘ said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.

I am 96 years old said the old man .

I don’t want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pee on my slippers.

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[desimerollinhere]

Aussie joke.

Australians don't have sex, they mate.  -LJH.

[ask-an-aussie]

Sign in a podiatrist's office

'Time wounds all heels'

[legityoots]

What's the difference between an Australian a yoghurt?

[splitbricks]

oh jesus i forgot this thing exists

(see the joke is penrith is awful and crawling with bogans and junkies) (i'm kind of sad only aussie people will actually get this tho)