#authenticallyalex

[grimm-tyler]

tyler 🖂 alex

tyler: oi rich boi

tyler: normally i wouldn't ask but this involves grams and she's neutral territory so

tyler: me and 7 of my friends need a place to stay where we're not getting eaten by that fucken mist

tyler: we will be on our best behavior and i will not re-improve the mural on your shed

tyler: pls consider i would really rather not get sick and die so young and tragically single

[sleepy-struggles]

It was weird, being here, in the super nice house of the guy that Tyler spent a significant portion of his time antagonizing. But as far as Jesus could tell, Alexander Yao was such a good person it was almost annoying. Not that Jesus would complain; Alex was the reason he had someone safe to stay, even if he’d only come for Sugar’s sake. Still, a little part of being here hurt, because he’d begun to put together pieces in his head that fit together pretty well to the conclusion that if Tyler and Alex weren’t an item, they were dancing around the fact that they were gonna become one. 

Which. Sucked. But Jesus got it. That kind of anxiety only made his regular insomnia even worse though, so here he was at 3am making coffee because he couldn’t fall asleep but he wasn’t full awake enough to be productive either. He’d also pulled up a new recipe for poppyseed loaf on his phone and was raiding Alex’s cabinets.

“What kind of richie rich doesn’t have poppyseeds?” he muttered to himself in Spanish, still blinking away sleep. Then he turned and caught sight of his host, shirtless of all things, and paused. “You got poppyseeds anywhere in this labyrinth?” 

@authenticallyalex

[jcvimoreno]

Third night in a row of feeling feverish and a bit delusional, yet Javier refused to be taken to the hospital. If he was going to die because of this, he would do it on his own terms and not letting anyone fill in a form with his name on it. He had managed to sneak out of the room in the middle of the night to not wake Paul up, to get a quick cold shower in hopes the fever would ease off after that. It did help a bit, but he was thirsty, so heading to the kitchen he grabbed a water bottle and chugged its content before returning to his room. Or what he thought it was his room, since in his state he didn’t pay too much attention that he had turned in the wrong direction after getting off the lift. There was a bed, which was all that mattered, so he flopped face down unto the mattress.

( @authenticallyalex​ )

[jcvimoreno]

28, 30, 47, 50

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

“Tyler? I think he wins the throne for that without even trying.” ( @grimm-tyler )

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

“No one. Next.”

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

“Why marry them? That makes the choice tougher... Jessica Alba maybe? She’s hot.”

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

“Not hot but not so cold either, just a medium term I guess. Preferably sunny and not humid.”

[sleepy-struggles]

❤️

I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

[gio-panicucci]

20, 34, 43

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

Answered

34. What’s your coffee order?

Drip with just a bit of cream and one spoon of sugar. 

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

...cat videos. 

[grimm-tyler]

Tyler Adam Decker was a simple man, really. He enjoyed good booze, beautiful men, the company of his few friends, and antagonizing the shit out of exactly two people.

Since he and Jack were still working on the long con for Daniel, it felt like a good time to let Alexander Yao know his endlessly deep pockets didn’t impress everyone in this town. Usually he did his best to poke at Alex once a week just to make sure the status quo didn’t really set in. Usually he just sent Alex snide letters or performed mild acts of vandalism. It wasn’t as though Alex ever pressed charges. Probably thought he was looking out for Ty’s wrap sheet or something earnest and well-meaning like that.

It was late enough now that Alex’s delightful grandmother wouldn’t come outside and make him feel bad when Tyler dropped down his painters stool and cracked open the can of white paint. Honestly, this shed of theirs could totally use a touch-up anyways. He was doing them a favor.

Someone coughed off to his right.

“You know,” Tyler said casually as he dipped his brush in primer, “For a rich bastard your security really is horrible. Do you even have a do-not-let-in list? Am I even on it? I’m beginning to think you’re not trying.”

@authenticallyalex​