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I'm going to keep writing the next chap - oh, is that a new book to read?

An Author’s Search History

I write spy drams, and I’m surprised that the US government hasn't shown up at my door yet with my search history.

- Best opportunity to kill a United States president

-How to kill someone with a fork

-Deadly and tasteless poisons

-Hos to posing someone’s food

-Which window of Buckingham Palace is the queens bedroom

-Weak points in the Taliban borders

-How to create a deadly plague in a lab

-cost to hire a hitman in the United States

-Lethal does of Meth

-Lethal does of alcohol

-where to stab someone in the leg too cripple them

-How to make a nuclear bomb

-were to buy uranium

the humour of an author

me: he ran like there was no tomorrow

me: what he didn't know was that there wouldn't be for him

me: hahaHaAHAhhaA

Me having fun writing then remembering the monster I am.

I have come to the realization I am George R. R. Martin.

I take forever to write my stories and have a strange glee in killing/tormenting my characters.

Guess where I put this quote.

That's right. My WIP.

my mc cries when she kills a monster.

if this isn't projection I don't know what is.

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