#author joke

[uh-fuckidunno]

me: i have my emotions under control grammarly: sign up for premium so we can tell you why your word choice sucks me, sobbing: shut the fuck up. what do you know. stupid fucking capitalist bot. you dont really care about my writing. you just wanna make me feel bad about myself so i pay you money. little bitch. fuck you.

[newriverartist]

Blue Ridge Parkway Artist is Still Heating Water and Mistake...

Blue Ridge Parkway Artist is Still Heating Water and Mistake…

Blue Ridge Parkway Artist Please click on my latest Youtube!  I wish I could stabilize it and add music without adding skips. I hope I can modify the next one. Please Check out My Story on Youtube!   I would greatly appreciate a Google review if you like my work!  Here…

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[writer-jokes-for-u-blog]

Me: *has a character*

Me: *can do whatever I want with said character*

Me: Let's kill them.

[stirringink]

when your significant other/parent asks where all the notebooks went that they just bought