#author penn

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a tender moment between loki and batman as seen in Crime-fighting night stalkers, art by author penn

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Come so Far From the Death Star

Characters: Louis Tomlinson & Anakin Skywalker

Louis was playing in a small club on a Aaloth, singing his hit song, High in california. He then went on to sing Habit, thinking about his ex, Harry styles, that he left on another planet. Just as he was singing his eyes scanned the room, landing on a beautiful young man with blue orbs and a sexy golden outfit. As he sang to the complete stranger he couldn't help noting the warmth in those blue eyes, and how different they were from the green he'd left on earth

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It had been what, seconds, possibly minutes, when he had gay thoughts regarding a man and boom- here he was again, pondering about the way the man's hair would feel around his hand. What shampoo did the blue-eyed man use? For all he knew about this planet -on which he had landed approximately seven minutes ago-, hair hygiene was definitely not a well-known art.

He noticed the man was staring at him as well. Except there was no love nor a hint of interest in his cerualen orbs.

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Louis raised his guitar and spoke into the mic.

"This next song is dedicated to handsome strangers. I call it 'Lost in your Cerulean Orbit'."

There, the stranger looked at him and their eyes crossed. Louis was no stranger to love, it was the primary drive behind his every creations. But this? Now? The spark shared between the two of them was special. Both he and the strangers had felt it, he knew it.

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HUNGER

Characters: A Very Hungry Catterpillar & Zuko

Zuko put his all into his firebending practise, throwing flames and into the foliage around him. He'd been in the Earthkingdom so long, it was freeing to bend safely, hidden in the woods, and let himself feel all his emotions. His father didn't want him, Azula betrayed him and his honour - that was a bitter ex.

He kicked a ball of flame into the trees and screamed with rage. He fell and began beating the ground, but heard a rustling from the scorch marks

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The shape that appeared was a catterpillar, a very large one. It's green skin had blended in well with the leaves, but the red face stood out in dark contrast with the burnt ash. Zuko bent down, looking at the little animal lost in the warm ash, how hadn't it burnt to a crisp? Just then, the catterpillar opened it's mouth like a snake, it's jaws unhinging to eat the hot embers. The catterpillar was very clearly extremely hungry.

Unsettled by this weird animal, Zuko sent another burst of flame in its direction, if it had managed to eat hot coals, what else could it do, where would it stop… was it the avatar? The insect didn't spare him a glance, devouring the flames as they licked up it's sides in reds and oran

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hues. What frightened Zuko the most was the eerie silence the beast was surrounded in. There was no reaction or noise that came from the creature as it slowly approached him. It was moving, tantalizingly slow and Zuko could hear Azula's laugh and how she would have probably already burnt it to a crisp by now.

At least I would die doing what I am good at: firebending and being a loser, thought the emo ass teenager, already picturing his mom waiting for him on the other side with the turtle-duck his sister had killed.

Silence followed.

Zuko was still breathing and thus, he deduced, very much alive.

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To kill a billionare

Characters: Jeff Bezos & Joan of Arc

Joan of Arc had been resurrected for one reason, and one reason alone - to kill Jeff Bezos.

It was a noble quest. The type of quest vengeful angels who bring you back from the ashes akin to a Phoenix (HOLY SHIT XMEN REFERENCE!!!!!!) would certainly impart upon you. But it would not be easy. Once more, she was to be tested before God.

The kill begun as any good one did, with the hunt. She stalked him for what felt like months. Days melted into each other as she watched Jeff go about his day, flying his private plane down to the local cornerstore to spit on the poor and fly back to the supermarket contained entirely within his megamansion in the hills. It was repulsive.

She could take it no longer. She had to kill him NOW.

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She stalked through the halls of the skyscraper he owned but never worked in, searching for the gleam of his scalp under the burning overhead lights. He had come, sneering, through the rotating doors to sit in on meetings and hover in doorways. He walked the line between overbearing boss and untouchable divinity. But his time was up, she had killed many god-like men before.

He was waiting for her.

"Joan," he said pleasantly, which brought her up short, "I have a proposition."

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Joan stared at him, angered. "ta guele" she answered, it did not matter what language she spoke, because soon the man would be dead at her feet.

She heard the voice of god many times since she was a young girl, even hanging out with the big man upstairs when she was dead and in heaven. But this time, it was different. This time, she didn't know if she could win. Because she wasn't just fighting a man, she was battling the unending force known as capitalism.

That evil had not been known to her, as a child growing up at domremy la pucelle, she only knew of serfdom. But she could see clearly now that this evil was greater than anything she'd ever known. Even more evil than the british. She seized her spear, looking up to the sky in prayer as she raised it over her head. Her hands clung to the wooden shaft, sweaty with anticipation.

Finally, she swung the weapon empaling the horrible man in the throat and watching him bleed out.

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Cruel summer (You know that I caught it)

Characters: Mary Poppins & Taylor Swift

Mary Poppins wasn't your average time-travelling nanny. She was a badass, crime-fighting, time-travelling agent, who posed as a petsitter, when in reality she inserted herself into the lives of celebrities to make sure no funny business was going on. Taylor Swift certainly had enough cats to take care of, but Ms. Poppins had to make sure she also had time to ensure Taylor wasn't committing crimes on the side. She entrusted Travis with the cats for a day in order to shadow Taylor and see if she was secretly evil…

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It started out slow, taylor going out to do the usual pr stunts. A trip to a hospital, a donation to a school, but soon, things started getting more sombre. With every new place taylor visited, her skin glowed brighter, her teeth became sharper it was as if she was gaining some supernatural power from the attention. Of course, it all came to a head at night, during the infamous Eras Tour. Lover started playing, the singer's blue orbs shining over the crowd as she sang slowly, with intent. That is when Mary poppins understood, she was practically perfect in every way, of course she understood dark magic. As Taylor swift finished the last notes of Miss americana and the heartbreak prince, the stadium errupted in joy, laughter, and magic.

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That was it. Mary Poppins nodded, pulling the umbrella from her bag, unlocking the safety to detach the handle from the fabric and pulling out the sword hidden all along.

"Cease this at once!" Mary Poppins jumped on stage, sword raised toward the demon that was Taylor.

"Well well well… If it isn't Miss Poppins. I've been waiting for the day we'd finally meet."

Taylor Swift's mic expanded into a staff, horns grew from under her blond locks, revealing to the world her true evil face.

"I can't let you feed off those poor souls any longer." Mary Poppins sprung forward, toward the fight she'd trained for.

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Leek sabers

Characters: Hatsune Miku & Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Hello Young Padawan," Obi-Wan smiled proudly. "I can see your venture to the cave of Ilum was a succes, although I'll admit I have never seen a light saber quite like yours."

Hatsune Miku twirled the leek sabers in each her hands, a faint, healthy, vegetable scent permeating the air.

"They're powerful, I can tell. I'm ready to defen

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this cave and all jedis ever."

Her leek sabers emitted that vegetable scent which enticed Obi-Wan Kenobi so much. It reminded him of home, the home he could never go back to. Hatsune Miku stood in front of him, her turquoise ponytails seeming to gently move in a breeze, and yet there was no breeze at all. Obi-Wan was curious as to how that was possible. He considered Hatsune Miku's bright orbs and how they looked at him expectantly.

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Obi-Wan kept his padawan's gaze, nodding once as he spoke.

"Hatsune Miku, it seems the student has surpassed the master," He let his hand grasp at one of the leek sabers, before continuing. "You are no longer my Padawan, Miku, you are your own Jedi master. Your link to the force is strong, and the power you hold over these leek sabers is impressive. I have no doubt that you will one day restore peace and balance to the galaxy."

Miku nodded, her orbs glazed over with unshed tears as she let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. It was an honor to be considered a master in her own right, but she wasn't sure she was ready for it, she still had so much to learn. But as she brandished her leeks in a triumphant pose, she knew she had to do it. She was the chosen one.

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The Profiler and the Hedgehog

Characters: Will Graham & Sonic the Hedgehog

Will's eyes scanned the crime scene, taking in the very little evidence he could see. He closed his eyes, slowly letting himself get immersed in the killer's mindset. Quiet settled over his mind until the only thing he could hear was the steady rhythm of feet hitting the ground. It was so fast he barely recognised it at first, but he finally concentrated enough to see the shape of the killer in his mind, a short, dark figure with spiky hair (fur?). He locked eyes with the figure, and the ravenette blinked back, his red orbs shining in the dark.

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"You there! Come out at once!" Will spoke with authority.

There, from the shadow of the wall, came out the silhouette. Now in the light of the room, the figure was clearer under the glass chandelier. Blue fur tainted red. Hands raised high enough that he could see the trembles wracking his body.

"I'm innocent," Sonic pleaded. "It was Dr. RObo

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Will felt his own hands begin shaking. He knew that words such as that came out of the mouths of killers all the time, and yet, he was inclined to believe this strange creature. Because… There was something similar about them. The creature was small and ragged, in its eyes a crazed, wild look akin to what Will often experienced. The look of a wild animal in a cage.

"If you're innocent, why are you at the crime scene? And why are you covered in blood?"

Sonic stuttered for a moment. "I know who you are. I read about you on Tattlecrime.com…"

"Is that supposed to make you appear innocent?"

Sonic paused. He slowly lowered his hands, as his gaze dropped and the trembling stopped.

"No", he smiled them, a cold and cruel sneer on his face. "I just want you to chase me, Will."

With that, he turned and disappeared with only a faint sense of… blue.

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