#autism relatable

[shabbyshoebox]

Me: I'm not THAT autistic, lmao. It doesn't impact my life at all.

Also me: If I do not have my noise cancelling headphones on while doing the dishes or putting them away then I Won't Do It At All, please, So help me God someone help me find my noise cancelling headphones

[im-da-bronx]

[blahblahblippyblah]

More autistic Scorpius appreciation. I love my sweet stimming boy.

[wronggalaxy]

All those "just because you're autistic doesn't mean you can be an asshole posts" are just telling autistics to mask.

[finally-got-a-diagnosis]

Am I woozy because of a lack of food, a lack of sleep, or a lack of water? We'll find out after these messages from our sponsors.

(A continuation of this post)

[exerdragonborn]

Me: *Gets a weighted blanket*

My brain: Ooh nice let’s use it all the time I love it!

10 minutes later

Me: *Using the weighted blanket*

My brain: *Doesn’t realize this is different from a regular blanket*

Me: *Picks up my regular blanket to move it*

My brain: OH THIS IS SO LIGHT LET’S LIE IN BED WITH THIS FOR THE NEXT HOUR BECAUSE THIS IS SO LIGHT I LOVE IT OMIGOSH!!!!

[subtleshenanigans]

I really liked this part.

[sweetandsavageautistic]

Me: *steps on kitchen floor with bare foot.*

Kitchen Floor: *is even only kinda sticky.*

Me: 

Kitchen Floor:

Me:

Kitchen Floor:

Me:

Kitchen Floor:

Me: *looks down at kitchen floor.* Brother........why have you betrayed me?