May 14, 2023
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Greta Thunberg: Land! I see land!
Kelcy: Where, on TikTok?
Greta: No, land, over there! Gaza, we are here! We have come to save you!
Greta/Kelcy: Stop the war! Stop the war!
Wordle: Guys, amazing news. They stopped the war!
Greta: What? They signed a ceasefire after we demanded a ceasefire?
Wordle: Yeah.
Greta: How dare they?
Kelcy: Yes, I mean I put my whole life on hold for this struggle, everything, my careeer, my relationship... my rooftop Pilates.
Wordle: But I thought stopping the war is like, a good thing. Right? We all know war is worse than gluten.
Greta: But what am I supposed to do with the boat now? Start fishing?
Wordle: Right. Okay, I know, we can help more oppressed people in the world, like... what about the genocide of Uyghurs in China?
Greta: Genocide made in China? Sounds fake.
Kelcy: And also, can you really see this becoming the next kaffieh? Get real, bro.
Wordle: Sorry, I wasn't thinking. Probably the shrooms. What... I know, they're slaughtering Christians in Nigeria.
Greta: Jews are slaughtering Christians in Nigeria?
Greta/Kelcy: Nigeria will be free from the jungle to the tree! Nigeria will be free...
Wordle: Wait, apparently it's Muslims that are doing the killing. Yeah, Jews have nothing to do with it.
Greta: So where is the fun? It's not Jewcy, it's not Jewcy.
Kelcy: I mean, we can always go back to fight global warming.
Greta: Global warming? What are we, twelve?
Wordle: Wait, wait, they're killing Palestinians in Gaza again.
Greta/Kelcy: Death, death to the IDF! Death, death to the IDF!
Wordle: Wait, it's not the IDF. No, it's Hamas militants killing other Palestinians.
Greta: How dare you call them militants? They are freedom fighters!
Wordle: So, like, who are they killing?
Greta: Other freedom fighters.
Kelcy: It's a mutal non-accountable freedom conflict. Can't you handle a little moral complexity?
Wordle: Okay, now the Gazans are... eating a whale.
Greta: What? A whale?
Wordle: No, it's probably the shrooms.
Kelcy: Yeah.
Wordle: Yeah.
the feeling of knowing that you put on pocketless pants and still being confused when you do not have any pockets
I got these at Hot Topic today! Plus a video of how I wear them and the beautiful noise they make that's that's gob! Clank clank!!!
Gnome, fairy, butterfly heart, fake amethyst & dangle mushroom rings! ($10.20 hot topic)
Best sound ever!!!
how to make an autism joke
baby sister (nearly 6 years old): hey [me], what’s your favorite? (she was looking at the back page of one of those NatGeoKids books that has the related books at the end. this one was about construction trucks, so at the end there was a firetruck and a helicopter and an airplane n shit)
me: …unironically, trains are pretty cool
my step-dad, also AUDHD: gives me a Look
me: giggling wildly
sometimes I like to enter a room, make weird noises, refuse to elaborate, and leave