#adhd goblin

[theadhdgoblin]

[blanketfort44]

It is 2:05am and I have been seized by the fucking compulsion to go paint some minis.

Fucking ADHD goblin-brain.

(Also, while googling this template, I discovered one of my favourite old webcomics isn’t actually dead after all so … that’s some exciting time wasting to look forward to in the next few days).

[3friesshortofahappymeal]

Getting on ADHD meds doesn't cure you. It just turns the pack of feral goblins in your brain into a Council of Goblins.

The Council only plays one song at time instead of 3.

The Council has a basic understanding of calendar management and doesn't get stressed out about planning ahead a little bit.

The Council can stay on track with more tasks than just hyperfixations.

However, The Council is still a collective of Goblins and when one of them starts pounding their little Goblin fists on the table chanting "Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!" the rest of them pick up on it until there is a cacophony of "SHINY! SHINY! SHINY!" until I have no choice but to oblige.

Anyway I slept like shit last night and now I have some shiny crystal star beads on order for an upcoming project.

[phoenixofthestars]

the feeling of knowing that you put on pocketless pants and still being confused when you do not have any pockets

[viterbofangirllovestheuntamed]

Wei Wuxian: Did you block my number again?

Jiang Cheng: I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t keep sending me random emojis every few minutes while I was trying to fucking sleep.

[kinsey3furry300]

Horrible idea for a TV show:

"Queer eye for the Straight guy", but it's the wrong kind of queer person: Not the nice, marketable, audience freindly kind, but the sort you find on this hellsite. Straight guy: "Uh, so this is my living room. It's decorated entirely with old pizza boxes and random rocks I found that I thought looked cool.” Manic bisexual ADHD goblin: "Well first of all, you need more of all that, second of all what about taxidermy?" "Also I forgot to eat or shower before the date because I was watching porn." "And? I was *writing* porn. You see, they're a bunch of fictional characters, but there was only one bed..." ****

Straight guy: "So for my wedding I was thinking of wearing an old pair of jeans, a hockey jersey, and shaving part but not all of my head." Butch lesbian: "Same."

**** Straight Guy: " Err, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this outfit..." Big Bear: "No one cares what you think, Twink, put the dog collar and studded leather on and let's hit the bars. Or would you rather let *them* pick your Clothes? " Furry: "Well we did work very hard on his suit, Simon! It says my significant otter!" ADHD gremlin *now in pink cowboy hat*: "Idea: why not the studded leather *over* the fursuit?"

[spookyadhdgoblin]

Just a little “get to know me” post

Hi, I’m Spooky. I’m 22 with ADHD, I’m agender and use they/them pronouns. 

I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was young, shortly before I turned eight, and have spent most of my life unmedicated for it. I hope with this blog I can both vent my own frustrations in living as an unmedicated ADHDer as well as give other ADHDer’s the same comfort and validation I have found through the ADHD tags here. I don’t look to change anything, cause what is one person’s blog gonna do about the masses belief on something as unquantifiable as the inner workings of the consciousness? Basically let’s vibe and share experiences, because I know how alone this disability can make you feel. Plus doing this blog is getting me back into at least some form of writing after losing the hyperfixation that helped me write. You are free to ask me any questions you like and if I’m uncomfortable answering I will let you know.

For shiggles, because I can’t be serious anymore, here are some of the things that make my brain go brr:

-hugging plushies, specifically my anniversary grumpy bear plushie or my fox plushie

-pacis

-thick comforters

-yarnwork

-the “you wanna go?” birb head bob/twirl

-watching foxes do just about anything, but especially their hunting pounces and burrowing behaviors

-childhood cartoons

-writing

-playing bright, colorful games

-coloring

-click-clack things

-tapping/typing and quill/pen/pencil scratching ASMR

-shiny things

-keys, old and new

-collecting things that have specific emotional or sentimental value (part of a bolt from my first car’s repairs on the ball bearings, a skeleton earring my current bf gave me, a ring of plastic from the first shower curtain we bought for our first place after we got together, etc.)

[theadhdgoblin]