#avari20

[kirythestitchwitch]

so last night when I picked up the mail there was something delightful in it!!

MY NEW BULLET JOURNAL! thank u @avari20 for starting me down this path!! you are now just gonna hear about it A Lot

while @gaydragonwizards and I watched The Mummy again bc we are incorrigible and also gay, i set it up in a super basic layout so I can start seeing what works and what doesn't. also made some tiny doodles

getting the grid layout was def a good choice, along with colorful pens

soon I will add washi tape and the madness will be unable to be contained!

*coughs* anyways, cool new hobby/planner/thing to help get my dumb adhd brain in order so things get remembered!

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avari20 Nothing to stop you now.

I have most of a bottle of wine, and several half-full bottles of hard liquor still left over from our wedding in 2016 because that’s how much we drink. Let’s do this.

[fuckyeahdarcylewis]

I was wondering if you could put out a request for me. I'm looking to improve my German and want to start reading fanfiction in German. I've done a preliminary search but have come up short. Does anybody have any good recs for Darcy/Steve, Darcy/Bucky, or Darcy/Steve/Bucky fanfiction in German? Thanks so much for you help!

well, if any german speaker  can help out? 

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Tagged by @terriblygrimm to bold the things that resonate with me

soft

baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |

dark academia

neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |

edgy

closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |

70s

colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |

preppy casual

collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details |

Tagging @clonemaster-general @avari20 @hellsbellschime @hellocutepanda @kirythestitchwitch @javagirlsd77 @kickassfu

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3 Random Facts...

Tagged by @hellocutepanda

1. My nails grow super fast, and my pinkie nails fastest of all, for some reason (or else I just break them off less often than my other nails); my friends regularly refer to them as my crack nails because I’ll have the two long pinkie nails, and then the rest of my nails are broken down to normal, human length.

2. I’m really sensitive to sound and can’t sleep without blocking out even everyday, ambient noises. I used to wear earplugs to bed every night, but recently I found some noise-cancelling ear buds that are actually comfortable to sleep in, so I were them now. They’re Bose and were super fucking expensive, but worth it; they block out way more than the earplugs did. I turn on the noise cancelling, put on some white noise, and I can’t hear a damn thing. You could break in and murder me and I’d never hear it coming; it’s excellent.

3. I have really small ear canals and regular foam earplugs can be incredibly painful if they’re left in too long. I can wear them for a little bit, but I always had to wear the silicone ones overnight because after a single night of the foam ones my ears would be raw and throbbed awfully. Last time I went to an ENT, she actually commented on how small they were and had to switch out her usual tools because they were too large to fit in my ear.

Tagging: @avari20 @merrysithmas @terriblygrimm @hellsbellschime @clonemaster-general @javagirlsd77

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Well, I have terrible news. My sister has informed me via text that she’s dead (she caught my cold), and requests that I plan a bitchin’ wake for her. Is anyone available to provide the whiskey and sledgehammers?

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Tagged by @the-fluff-awakens

A: AGE - 30

B: BIRTHPLACE - Washington state

C: CURRENT TIME - 6:20 a.m., and I am not happy about it.

D: DRINK YOU HAD LAST - Water.

E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO - Mr. Jenn and my sister are my two closest real life confidantes, but there are several people on here I could tell pretty much anything.

F: FAVORITE SONG - I can’t pick an all-time favourite that absolutely and forever trumps (oh Gooood; that word is now tainted for me) all others, but for the sake of this quiz I’ll go with Dropkick Murphys I’m Shipping Up to Boston because it never gets old, and you could have a really great bar fight with it playing in the background.

G: GROSSEST MEMORY - Tbh, my grossest memory is a little too grisly to publicly share (it involves one of our kittens dying when I was a kid; I don’t think people want to read about that).

H: HOGWARTS HOUSE - I took an online quiz, and it gave me Slytherin. I’ve never read the books or watched the movies, so I have no idea what this means, but aren’t they the jerks?

I: IN LOVE? - That’s for me to know.

J: JEALOUS OF PEOPLE - Yes, definitely. Of people with more money and larger book collections than me.

K: KILLED SOMEONE - That’s between me and my full diplomatic immunity.

L: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN - Walk by again, dumbass. 

M: MIDDLE NAME - Lynn.

N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS - 1

O: ONE WISH - For me to conquer Russian totally in the next year, and make it my bitch.

P: PERSON YOU CALLED LAST - Mr. Jenn

Q: QUESTION YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKED - “Is the wave in your hair natural?”

R: REASON TO SMILE - Books, tea, some asshole getting absolutely schooled.

S: SONG YOU SANG LAST - I don’t remember. Probably something terribly cheesy I was belting out at top volume while driving to work.

T: TIME YOU WOKE UP - 6:00.

U: UNDERWEAR COLOR - Black, like my heart.

V: VACATION DESTINATION - I haven’t yet decided on my next destination, tbh. I already have a gazillion bucket list destinations; it’s just a matter of deciding which to visit right now.

W: WORST HABIT - I obviously have no bad habits, and am an example to children everywhere.

X: X-RAYS - I've only ever had x-rays done of my hand, when I busted it several years ago on a punching bag.

Y: YOUR FAVORITE FOOD - I looooove Korean and Indian. 

Z: ZODIAC SIGN - Aquarius

Tagging @garglyswoof @clonemaster-general @samcarter34 @lilbreck @kirythestitchwitch @avari20 and no one else because I have to start getting ready for work right now, or i’ll be late.

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When you get this you must say one nice thing about at least five of your favorite blogs. Then copy and paste in each of their boxes <33

All right; it’s time I start on these. I’ve got two of these asks, so I’m going to break up these lists into two posts.

In no particular order:

@avari20 who has no chill about most things and it’s hilarious; also the best possible travel companion if you need to steal from some really shitty roommates. I won’t say she’s nice because she hates that and she deserves better, but if you need a no-nonsense momfriend (we have discussed and decided Nicole is really more of a dadfriend), she’s your woman. Also has great taste in pretty much all forms of media. She’s not super supportive of my weird porn blogging, but I’m willing to overlook that for her many other attributes.

@garglyswoof Kelly kicked off our friendship by sending me a post about a really old dick joke, which is the best way to catch my attention, honestly. She’s terribly hilarious and one of my favourite people. If you want to talk about all the topics that will make you simultaneously marvel at the human brain and suffer an existential crisis (WHAT IS LIFE??), you’ll have the fairest, most inclusive conversation where all sides are considered with Kelly. 10/10 would recommend her as a friend. Also, she’s already a hell of a writer, and she’s just a baby in this particular craft; I’m slightly jealous, but also proud because I was there at the beginning and it’s like watching your child take its first steps except instead of wobbling along unsteadily they just take off at a full sprint and you’re like WTF MY CHILD IS A PRODIGY.

@gemleilou who always thinks of me whenever she sees a really hilarious post that she knows I’d enjoy and makes sure it’s brought to my attention. Also makes sure to alert me when my girlfriend Claire Holt is looking super hot. I don’t even remember our First Contact; one day this girl just showed up and we were friends and I love that. Always comments on my weird porn posts and obviously supports me in these endeavours, unlike some people I mentioned earlier.

@georgeorwell whose salt is legendary. I regularly visit her blog just to bask in the pettiness and feel better about the human race. Witty as hell. Available for cerebral conversations and some cracking good Trump snark. Super smart and understands my thirst for Russian culture. A++ I’d love to travel the world (or at least Russia) with her one day and hide the trail of bodies we leave strewn behind us look at castles and shit. And maybe take over the Winter Palace.

@kirythestitchwitch Kiry is hilarious and one of the first people I turn to if I need to discuss Random Shit. She is the perfect mix of kindness and sass. Is genuinely concerned about your feelings, but also can probably cut someone with her words if she so chooses. She also has no idea how much she’s helped me with my writing just by being endlessly supportive and popping randomly in and out to shower me with headcanons about various characters and plotlines, usually when I’m feeling most insecure about them; it’s like she has a Sad Friend radar. Tbh, I’d probably fight you to the death if you made her cry.

@sakuraraestar who likes and comments on pretty much everything I ever post and it always cheers me up to just see her on my dash. If I have one note on something, it’s probably from her. Also knits some really cute shit and is sort of my rolemodel in that respect, but I know I’m probably way too lazy to ever reach her level.

@jinxedwood who patiently fields all my endless and annoying questions about the Irish educational system, 1916 living quarters for two guys just trying to be gay together, and requests for book recommendations that aren’t Aggressively Depressingly Irish. Writes some of the best goddamned porn I’ve ever read. Belongs to the ‘Too Old to Give a Shit About Your Bullshit’ group, one of my favourite tumblr subfandoms. Terrible updater, but she’s forgiven because it’s like the sun comes out when she finally posts something.

I was going to include some of my other main ladies like @clonemaster-general @lilbreck @hellsbellschime @maevelin @sunoftheguns and several others, but this is already long and I have to leave for Father’s Day celebrations in like T minus twenty minutes, and if I don’t stop now, I’ll still be sitting here with no pants on forty minutes later till my phone starts blowing up, so Part Two of my fawning coming soon to a blog near you.