How I Met Your Mother- Maria Hill
So I was just recently watching some episodes and then re-read this Martasha/Black Hill fanfic
How I Kept My Cover by justanexercise on AO3
So that got me wondering….
Now remember the episode Ted finds out Lily broke him and Robin up while Robin is doing this incredible stuff on her show in the background and no one sees is? Now in the fic Robin was a cover for Maria. So here’s two scenarios:
“Okay guys the people who know my cover I know aren’t going to be fully awake. So do whatever,” Maria said.
Natasha in the background smirking as she sees who is in charge of Maria’s cover show. ‘She’s going to regret that.’
~Hours later~
‘What the..?! Is that a baby?! Why the fuck..! When I find whoever did this they are going to pay!’ Maria internally screams.
“Did you see all that?” Resounding no’s. 'I can’t believe I’m actually disappointed.“
Scenario 2: everything was real on that show and it was Maria’s first time handling a baby and she’s proud of herself actually wanting others to have seen it. Only to be sad/disappointed when no one did. And sadly and regrettably realizes that it was probably a good thing for her cover.
Bonus: Maria is walking down the hall of the carrier and passes Natasha.
“Good job with the baby, Hill, on the show,” Nat smirks.
Maria smiles, “ Thanks, babe.” ❤
She continues to smile and thus scares a lot of baby Agents.
The baby Agents: is the world ending? What torture is she about to inflict on us? What did I do? EVERYONE RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES.
Maria went into the caf. later that day, noticing it emptier than usual. Where are those baby Agents?
“Hey, saved you a seat and your favorite food,” Natasha says as she sits across her girlfriend
Maria quickly forgets about the baby agents.
Who are most likely hiding..still.
