#awkwaaaaaard

[tomicscomics]

12/19/2025

#JustCoupleThings

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

In this Bible story (Matthew 1), the ancestors of Joseph the carpenter are listed, connecting him to the lineage of King David. Then we're told about how his virgin wife, Mary, was found miraculously pregnant with the Son of God. Joseph, being a kind but just man, prepares to divorce her. Is this because he thinks she's lying about being pregnant with the Son of God, or because he knows she's telling the truth and feels unworthy to be with her? Either way, an angel appears to Joseph in a dream and reassures him, telling him not to be afraid to take Mary into his home.

In this cartoon, we zoom into Mary musing aloud about her miraculous pregnancy. As she muses, she realizes she agreed to the pregnancy without thinking about how she'd explain it to her beloved husband, Joseph. In the last panel, she turns to realize that Joseph has heard all of her musings. AWK-waaaard~

[benjinoff13]

when you’re reading a clexa fic that was written while season 3 aired and you get to that one author’s note in the first chapter posted after 3x07

[purrrcedes]

whoever made them ride the truck together is a national hero

[heartsoftruth]

I can’t find what Berger said, what did he say??

While the two lovebirds have frequently been spotted sharing intimate moments, it was a seemingly innocuous conversation on the F1 Nation podcast that has the rumor mill buzzing. As Tom Clarkson bantered about Ricciardo potentially being Gerhard’s “future son-in-law,” Berger dropped a bombshell. “Well, it’s changing all the time, so I don’t know. Maybe you’re right for the moment, yes,” he remarked. 

For them being so private and her father just saying: oh they're on/off all the time is 😅

[bahttery]

god capitalism is winning my frens 😔

[betweenheroesandvillains]

oh no.... oh no... US historian in 1983 claiming that the main difference between modern people and our ancestors is the “disappearance of epidemic disease as a serious factor in human life”... oh noooo....

[seancamerons]

spotify wrapped likes to shame me

[cirava-scum]

Me:

My pad while I’m walking up the stairs while my dad is next to me: CRRRRSSSKRSSKRKRSSKRRKRSSS