#awkward!dan

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Professionally, Yours

Dan is an overworked, underpaid, very homosexual uni student in need of an easy job. Phil is a successful, rather lonely businessman in need of a housekeeper. This is their story.

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Pastel and Wedding Plans

Phil Lester is a ball of sunshine wedding planner hired to coordinate Winston Howell’s wedding. It’s a big job, so Winston offers up the help of his younger brother, Dan Howell.

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There You Were (Inside My Brain)

“So, like, you email that to me, right? The notes? Is that how this works?”

“Right,” Phil says. "Yeah, I email them to you.”

“That's great," Dan says. "So I'll see you tomorrow?”

“Yeah, I'll meet you outside the...”

But Dan doesn't stick around. He turns on his heel and escapes down the corridor, feeling like he might actually die of embarrassment.

In which Dan needs someone to take notes for him in lectures and he ends up with Phil. Now if only he could get past his own awkwardness and just talk to the guy...

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It’s Just a Formality

"Well, I guess we've never really told you, but me and Phil actually got married! For tax reasons." "It's a formality really!" "Totally! It makes everything so much easier." "And we're too antisocial to meet anyone, so it doesn't really matter." "It's super practical, honestly!" "We figured we're always going to be best friends, so nothing's changed." "It's a brilliant idea!"

Or a story of how Dan forgot about his wedding ring, and had to make up the lamest excuse in the world to get away with it.

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Sex Shop

Where Dan is awkward when him and Phil try buying sex toys.

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You Tried

2009!Dan meets Phil and he is totally smooth.