#awkward mizuki

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

*Tsujimura.exe has stopped working*

[awkward-akutagawa]

Do you mind if I steal Higuchi-chan for a date today?— Mizuki Tsujimura

I do not control Higuchi’s life.

Do with her as you please, just bring her back relatively unscathed.

I do need her here.

@awkward-mizuki

[awkward-ryuzaki]

@awkward-light @awkward-near @awkward-mello

All of them were reunited on that room, that L has deemed "safe enough" for them. Sayu was concealed into another one, with Yagami Soichiro to distract her, alongside her mother. The members of the Japanese Task Force were confused by this secret meeting that involved only L, his successors, the Yagami twins and the ability users, but they had to trust L again about this being important.

"Beyond Birthday knew that Kira would target him. He somehow avoided Kira's power, faked his own death and escaped when they thought they were disposing of his body. Now, he's threatening Yagami Sayu and her brothers so he can mess with me. That's all we have for now about the ongoing situation."

His voice was calm, his eyes were cold, but it was clear that he was terrified. Something about the way his hand wouldn't stop shaking, how he couldn't look anyone in the eyes like he normally did, how his posture was even more curved, how he was walking around the room nervously without a single pause... All screamed "panic".

"Mello, since you've written about Beyond before, tell us about the information we have about him and his past. The newbies need to be informed, now."

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

Ayatsuji-sensei's line of the day

"I'm trying to get out of the office but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting Tsujimura-kun and the government"

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

She's too beautiful, really

And her face here says a clear "HOE DON'T DO IT"

I love it

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

Peace Season

We, government agents that work with Ayatsuji-sensei, have a thing we call "the Peace Season". It's one of the best things for civilians: it's the time when there's a significant decrease of crimes, and the government is in peace for not having to deal with them. It also means that Ayatsuji-sensei receives less cases, and thus is confined to his apartment. When the Peace Season comes, I should receive some days off, right? Because I don't need to follow him around!

...God, I really wish this was the case.

When Peace Season comes, Ayatsuji-sensei becomes bored. A bored detective is worse than an usual detective — I don't know how @awkward-ranpo and @awkward-poe deal with lack of cases, but Ayatsuji-sensei tries to make anything that is less boring.

Once, he almost exploded the whole building with a bomb made of sheets, dolls, toilet paper and a pipe. Don't ask me how it almost worked; I had to deactivate it, and I assure you that it was a very functioning bomb.

At the moment, he is on the floor, muttering that he is bored to death and wish he would just become dust. Believe me, he tried before to become dust. When he's bored, it's not something unimaginable to happen.

Now, I am confined to his apartment, so that he can't do anything harmful to himself and to others.

God have mercy on my soul.

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

The Peace Season ends

Ayatsuji-sensei found something good to release his boredom on. He's working on finding information about that Kira person, giving that information to @awkward-ranpo when he has it all ready and supporting him in his own weird way.

Kira, if you're reading this... I feel sorry for you. You have powerful enemies now.