#awkward sigma

[awkward--sigma]

[awkward-hawthorne]

Who are your kids, Hawthorne?

Oh well… To be honest about that, anon… I have quite a bunch of them actually. I’m really worried about forgetting someone but let’s see…

First one of them all was @awkward-gin who asked if she could call me daddy right after I joined the squad. And together with her naturally came @awkward-akutagawa although he was a bit shy at first. And to be honest, I wasn’t too thrilled at first either. I mean, we did try to kill each other after all… But now that the circumstances changed, I am quite glad to have two such lively children. Although they are very mischievous and often don’t obey and bully their siblings. That is especially Gin’s domain. Akutagawa tends to just stay quiet and bully people out of the family. I’m not sure if @awkward-rashomon counts but I kind of hope not. That thing is a demon after all…

Now if I remember correctly, the next one to come get adopted was @awkward-naomi although she did so in a bit round-about way. She is a very sweet girl and I do so love our shopping trips. Together with her I got @awkward-tanizaki​ but much like Akutagawa, he wasn’t too thrilled at first. They are much calmer than Gin and Akutagawa, although they have their moments. Tanizaki might also soon bring me a son-in-law, @awkwardtetchoo if everything goes well between the two of them.

I was briefly under the impression I also adopted @awkward-q somewhere along the way but apparently, that never happened. Then again, at this point everything may just be a false impression, I cannot be sure of anything after Fyodor’s treatment…

I believe the next one to come was my dear fox son @awkward-oguri who just happens to be the one who keeps drawing me amazing pictures I can use for this blog, including this one. He’s a very sweet and lovable and may I say, also a very handsome young man. He, too, has a boyfriend as of recently so @awkward-kunikida is now kind of my son as well. I like him because he is protective of Ogugu and sane enough to keep him safe during all the chaos always happening.

After Ogugu, I quickly also got @awkward–sigma under my care. The cute owl child really needed some love with the whole hair war thing going on… Sigma is very sweet as well, he cries while watching animated movies which is really adorable too. And above all else, he takes pride in his beautiful hair. Who could blame him? His hair is absolutelly gorgerous after all. And he’s also a very talented artist.

And finally, I recently adopted also @awkward-haruno because she seemed in need of a father. She is deffinitelly my sweetest daughter. She is gentle and kind but I worry for her getting hurt easily. Well, that is why I adopted her though. I want her to feel safe and loved.

Sigma and Ogugu are currently the children who spend the most time with me and their company is absolutelly delightful. I wish everything could stay the way it is now forever or for things to calm down a little bit maybe.

I hope that answers your question, dear anon. If anyone else wants to ask me anything in regards to my children, go on ahead.

Also I still do accept new children up for adoption. After all, all are Lord’s children and I stand in his place in here.

[awkward-akutagawa]

Also Happy Birthday to both @awkward-kyouka aka Kenna and @awkward--sigma aka Dio!

I’m pretty late but I sent my love!

[awkward-tanizaki]

Hug..? //Sigma

Hug! @awkward--sigma

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

Happy birthday to @awkward-kyouka and @awkward--sigma

YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE BABIES IN THIS WORLD, AND I HOPE YOU TWO HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY!

All the Awkward Squad loves you two, so you guys deserve all the love and affection we can give you. I hope you can be happy doing what you guys love, and that I can see the two of you a lot here!

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[awkward--sigma]

[awkward--sigma]

My name’s Sigma and you probably wonder how i ended up in the situation. 

I for sure wonder too

[awkward--sigma]

So, hair war 2.0?