#awkward though

[ssunspotted]

I need to answer every thing.Let every one know what their words mean.

[electricbraegaming]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juzK-Cihefs)

[easttennmtngrl]

I'm 25 years old and just went for my first "women only" type of physical (you know...the one that makes sure all you baby stuff is good) since I'm not sexually active, my Doc said I could wait until I was 25 (so you can bet your ass I waited as long as possible...my birthday is in 9 days) when the time came to put the oh so flattering paper gown on, they told me to leave my socks on. You know which socks I had on today? Yup...iron man. Totally a grown up.

[flexitarian-woman]

im bored just sitting at work..lets chat^__^

[jaquarium]

when you try to tell someone something you thought was news to them and they already know so you desperately scramble to find something else to say so you're not stupid

[sippinsnooze]

My friend came over and bought pizza and I smoked her out and when she was leaving she said good looking out with the weed and I said hey I smoke you out you ate me out its all good and some guy passing by just looked at us like omg.

[electronic-pizza-spy]

I've come to the conclusion that I would never be able to fuck someone in my bed because I have the High School Musical poster on my ceiling and I feel like it would be really awkward and funny to have Zac Efron pointing at us when we're doing it.

[onthesubjectofanything]

i got a college call from an admissions person who wanted to pray with me

not pray that i choose their college, not flaunt their college, not ask if im going to their college, just pray with me

that's a first