#b.va babble

[blackcatforce]

[blackcatforce]

D.Va: *kills an enemy* aw yeah I got some l33t skillz

D.Va: *causes enormous amounts of property damage* bonus points!

D.Va: *kills an innocent civillian by accident* oh I didn't realize PvP was on

[blackcatforce]

I queued into a No Limits match and I get on to the point only to find they had the exact same idea

[blackcatforce]

stupid coupley thing that D.Va and Junkrat do that everyone hates: shout each other’s voicelines when ulting

D.Va launches her mech on to the point after adressing Junkrat like “What’s it you always say? Oh right!” and you just hear her sweet voice yelling FIRE IN THE HOLE 

Later on Junkrat decides to match her and sends his Riptire through and shouts NERF THIS in his thick Australian accent and its like what are you DOING Junkrat this has nothing to do with gaming but D.Va can’t stop giggling 

they think its hilarious but everyone else is just like “why do you kids feel the need to do this ffs”

[blackcatforce]

so if it’s true that Hammond is a smaller ape or monkey wouldn’t him and Winston be like

[blackcatforce]

reblog to get a future filled with good luck and healers on your teams

[blackcatforce]

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[blackcatforce]

so from what I can tell, Junkertown’s gonna be a payload server, right?