#b16 auto

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *brunette girl* *chad* prankster* *kyle*

gay friend groups be like: *traumatized one-eyed piece of shit* *reincarnated angsty teen* *soft robot ghost boy* *depressed alcoholic fuck* *immortal scientist zombie* *mentally-a-dirty-minded-child guy* *anxious soft boy who is really a ball of rage* *two sided murderer who is secretly also a “dead” soft boy*

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THE ORIGINAL GAY

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tell 👏 me 👏 about 👏 your 👏 OCs 👏 thANK y o u-

*happiness noises* okay just gonna put a three to five sentance summary of each OC- 

 Shift- Not much to say. Main character, and used to be my persona. Thinking about changing them by a LOT- and also they're just the glue that sticks toghether the better and more interesting OCs. 

 Android- A n g s t y teen. Quite pissed at everyone- He was also reincarnated sorta so there's that- He was also the first one I ever truly made. 

 Auto- Gay mess with father issues. He's an innocent sm0l bean to everyone and believes in second chances. Well, except for Blake because he killed him. 

Cyber- Depressed, alcoholic, and y e a h- He is a complete mess- Also he's asexual so there's that. Also pretty smart and the only one with any self control kinda-

 Axphiel- g u n. haha fire go brrr and not like. s c i e n c e person. not human though and slightly immortal. 

 Lukas- m e m e m a n. also I fucking stan him more than a lot of others. he's like one of my top favorites- he also is the type to pass out to Carmelldansen. he is best boy.

 P.O- he's not social distancing because of the virus, he's social distancing because he secretly hates people. he has no eyes but is only half-blind. ball of r a g e. 

 Blake- bastard. the reason why everyone's dying because of his own trauma, but little does he know, it's a full cycle and causing trauma to others caused trauma to himself- it's kinda hard to explain. also slightly immortal psycho. 

Daniel- the other (s o r t a) innocent one. he's there before Blake happened. They're physically the same person but not mentally. If I ever make a video game it's gonna be in the D7 universe aka Daniel's backstory. (but that's not likely to happen so-) 

 aight that's about all but I do have a shit ton of coded AUs and I could also summarize those up-

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Auto: Honestly, why is everyone so concerned with who’s a “top” and who’s a “bottom”, I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Axphiel:

Android:

Axphiel: I’m gonna tell him.

Android: Don’t you dare.

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Summing up OCs’ energy with a single Vine because I can

Shift - Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up! Fucked! Up!

Android - Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.

Auto - When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!

Cyber - All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?

Axphiel: Let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves. I’ll go first. I... hate you.

Lukas:  "Yo, how much money do you have?" "69 cents" "AYE, you know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets." (Trust me when I say he can be either person)

P.O: "Jared, can you read number 23 for the class?" "No, I cannot.... What up? I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read."

Blake: *mixes all the sodas on a soda dispenser* Fuck you.

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Auto: Can we talk about the message you just sent everyone?

Blake: It was a critical update.

Auto: It just said, “I’m back on my bullshit.”

Blake: The people need to know.

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Axphiel: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.

Auto: So, a vampire?

Axphiel: I can confirm I am not a vampire as I have blood.

Cyber: Is it your blood?

Axphiel: It is blood, yes.

Cyber: Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

Axphiel: It is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.