(about Android)
Axphiel: His hair? Wack.
Axphiel: His gear? Wack.
Axphiel: His eyes? Wack.
Axphiel: His foot stance? Wack.
Axphiel: His voice? Wack.
Axphiel: The way that he doesn’t even like to smile? Wack.
Axphiel: Me? I’m tight as FUCK-
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(about Android)
Axphiel: His hair? Wack.
Axphiel: His gear? Wack.
Axphiel: His eyes? Wack.
Axphiel: His foot stance? Wack.
Axphiel: His voice? Wack.
Axphiel: The way that he doesn’t even like to smile? Wack.
Axphiel: Me? I’m tight as FUCK-
(more of a shitpost than a quote)
The main OCs: *are actually having a genuine good time since a very long time*
Blake:
*Bastard has entered the group chat*
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *brunette girl* *chad* prankster* *kyle*
gay friend groups be like: *traumatized one-eyed piece of shit* *reincarnated angsty teen* *soft robot ghost boy* *depressed alcoholic fuck* *immortal scientist zombie* *mentally-a-dirty-minded-child guy* *anxious soft boy who is really a ball of rage* *two sided murderer who is secretly also a “dead” soft boy*
Android: I will fucking END YOU
Axphiel: YOU’RE TALKING A LOT OF SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN YEETING DISTANCE
Blake: So Daniel is like this kid who “died” when he was like, 9 or something?-
Daniel: I’M 15 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Daniel: It’s a m e n t a l b r e a k d o w n
Daniel: *off-tune kazoo*
Daniel: :)
Blake: Hey bitch
Daniel: :(
Daniel, about to become Blake: Um- I just got a random burst of energy and I think it’s my body’s last “HURRAH” before it completely shuts down-
Blake: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH LUKAS YESTERDAY
Shift: B- Blake it’s not what you think!
Blake: I WON’T HESITATE BITCH
Blake: *shoots Lukas*
Blake, to Daniel: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt?
Daniel: Why do I have to have problems? Why can’t I just become everyone else's?
Blake: And then I did become everyone else’s problem.
Shift: I’m gonna say it.
Axphiel: Do it.
Shift: I’m gonna say it!
Axphiel: DO IT!
Shift: I don’t care that you lost your left hand.
Blake: :O
Auto: Can we talk about the message you just sent everyone?
Blake: It was a critical update.
Auto: It just said, “I’m back on my bullshit.”
Blake: The people need to know.
Auto: Honestly, why is everyone so concerned with who’s a “top” and who’s a “bottom”, I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Axphiel:
Android:
Axphiel: I’m gonna tell him.
Android: Don’t you dare.
Blake: I’m the most responsible in this duo.
Shift: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Blake: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.
(Over text)
Shift: who is this
Blake: is me
Shift: oh
Shift: you owe me money
Blake: is not me
(Over text)
Shift: sorry I couldn’t call back sooner i got an amber alert
Shift: so what is it
Blake: i need help hiding the body