#babadoo

[andarky-gamedeveloper]

the Manuget

is character for the my game : Babadoo World Concept

[pulptrash]

My mom was telling me that she wants to get my nephew new clothes. She said "Yesterday he was walking around with his shirt all covered in shit." And I assumed she was speaking metaphorically, but then she follows it up with "I don't know why it occurred to him to wipe his ass with his shirt..."

[christeenah-blog]

It's all about the "Babadoo"

You can find her under "Betty Babadoo" on Facebook but to me and my family she is just Bettina "BetChech" Babu. I feel extremely weird doing this but what the hell. BetChech is my older sister and we are about one and half years apart. She is the single weirdest, loudest, friendliest, most awkward person I have  ever met in my entire life. I know that she is gonna stalk me soon and read this so I hope you are happy Bettina. Because we are sisters of course we don't always get a long. Actually we almost never get a long until somewhat recently.

When we were little my parents would dress us in the same exact outfit, they would cut our hair to make us look like little tan Mexican mushroom haired people and we apparently got  along. When we were growing up me and my sister Bettina were abusive and she was the biggest douchebag in my eyes. One time I got a bad grade when I was in fifth grade and I didn't want to tell my parents and she blackmailed me for like months. She took a piece of paper and wrote my grade on it and stuck it to the cork board wall in our room above the light switch just to remind me that she had something over me.  DOUCHE. There were also times that she was the victim but of course I am not going to talk about that. This is about Bettina.

Anyways Bettina is a bold personality. I think. Sometimes. Trust me when I say she is always making people laugh. It's not always because she says something funny or because she has a great sense of humor. Nopes, shes funny because of the way she is. She is embarrassing and sometimes I wish I could shoot her with a tranquilizer gun just to calm her the heck down. Bettina used to be more reserved and quite but now everyone knows her because she is the loud, crazy person who would put on a mask and run around the party poking people with a poking stick. 

She is nothing more than a giant kid. For real. When we are at home she talks to Deena, my little sister, in a "baby voice." She is the shortest sister out of the three of us so its fun to abuse her and push her around. She runs around every Sunday saying hi to everyone and being all loud. She's THAT girl. 

Six Random Things about BetChech:

one. Bettina has this obnoxious habit of finding a song that she likes (old or new) and playing it on repeat for days. 

two. When BetChech laughs you cannot help but start laughing too. When she laughs you hear one giant gasp of air go in...silence...some quick chuckles and then some kind of weird squeal that makes it sound like an animal is suffering a slow painful death. I think my cousins know what I am talking about.

three. Betty has this habit of falling for Jesus Freaks. And by "Jesus Freaks" I mean she likes when people are devoted to God. And when I say people I mean hot, fit, BOYS. That's her type. She has a tendency of going around calling them her "boyfriends"...

four.  BETTINA IS INAPPROPRIATE. Well around my family Betty makes dumb comments and jokes. She says things like "Ain'tthataiiitttcchhh" (IF you can't figure out what she just said then trust me that's best)

five. BetChech is a weird health nut. Kinda. You know how kids sit around with a bowl of chips and watch teevee? My sister isn't always one of those people. One time when we were watching teevee, Betty came over with a plate of steamed broccoli. WHAT THE HECK?! Randomly you see her walking around with some sort of veggies or something just because she wants to....not cause my parents are making her. WEIRDO.

six. My mom hates going to Costco alone so she is always trying to get me and my sisters to drive her. To get Betty to go with her she bribes her with the free samples at Costco. -_-. At Costco she runs from sample station to sample station snatching little samples and when she finds one that she actually really likes she asks me or Deena to go and get her another one. 

BetChech is the weirdest person you may ever meet in your entire life and I am not trying to be all gross and mushy gushy but she really is one of kind. That could be either a compliment or an insult, take it as you wish BETTINA. I hope you are happy. :)