#babe what

[lionmythflower]

unfortunately i will never get over the fact that dream told Lucienne about his situation ship

[maraskywalkers]

johnny mactavish ily but your haircut is silly

[slutforglut]

Hear me out y’all, a twisters: the movie hollonav AU in which Ilya is the tornado wrangler and Shane is the discouraged traumatized ex-storm chaser/meteorology student with a so far unrealized dream of taking down a tornado via silver iodide or whatever, and they meet and Shane thinks Ilya is a huge asshole with his loud truck and flashy gadgets and Ilya thinks Shane is adorable and easy to ragebait but also very smart and impressive and they fall in love and conquer storms together

Okay sure fine I’ll write it maybe I needed an excuse to watch that movie for a 5th time

[rumismira]

#1 rumi defender over here bc there’s no way I just saw someone say she’s “morally grey” ???

[fuk0unash0nen]

Do you think

I do not have the ability to think I fear

[mochinomnoms]

Yuu having deranged “girl talk” with her friends because they’re are no other girls at nrc. So the guys have to listen to her insane thirst comments about her crush(s) and the friends can’t tell if this is normal for girls to say in “girl talk” or if Yuu is a menace to society. “I just… want to get him pregnant” and “he’d look cute covered in blood…not his own…don’t worry” are some notable quotes. Just Yuu being weird horny.

HUH?

[crvwly]

it must be a universal human law entirely outside of gender that when you have time sensitive chores to complete before an event your partner will pick the single least helpful and most time consuming side-quest in existence. bc tell me why we have dinner guests coming in three hours and i just had to interrupt my partner to tell them that hand-sorting coins and washing their pennies is about the worst possible use of our time rn

[eggplantemoji420]

Today at work, I took a very flat coffee to a table of older women, and when I put the coffee down one of the women said ‘oh you did so well carrying that. i would have dropped it!’ and her friend reached across the table, touched her arm and gently said ‘yes dear, that’s because you have parkinsons’