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Listen I know the script is the same in Spanish and that it’s just the dub that changed and no it doesn’t make the series ending do the characters any less injustice than it already has
But fuck, let us just celebrate this for one night, let us have some happiness and cheer before we go back to being upset
Against all odds we won in some way and it’s not perfect but I’m damn well gonna enjoy every fucking second of it because we all deserve happiness in all of this
Tina Dico | Back Where We Started
finding out biden dropped out via the destiel meme… it’s kind of poetic isn’t it
Ah alas for the turning of social horny drunk to melancholy drunk
the only notifications i get from this site are from the porn bots following me and goddamn if that doesnt bring a smile to my face
The Return of the Mysterious Cloaked Figures 23-29 Sep
We were in and out of the portal in a matter of minutes. All four of us were now safely back where we started. I guess I had nothing to worry about after all.
Then suddenly the ground beneath us began to swirl. It looked like the wind was starting to pick up, but I noticed that it was only dirt that surrounded us that was acting up. It was too localized to be natural. "Something's happening," I said. "We need to move!"
But before we could the swirls of dust began to coalesce around us. Whatever it was, they had us surrounded. Slowly, five distinct figures began to appear. I didn't know what to do, but it was clear we were in trouble. As the figures of dust turned into physical people, I realized they were the cloaked figures that had scattered us across the dimensions. They had returned. The four cloaked figures were back and they had Lu Wu with them!
"Fools," they hissed. "To return after so long..."
"It's only been about a minute for me," Kink said.
"Really?" I asked. "You're going to do that now?"
"Frank, they..."
"Silence!" the cloaked figures thundered. "You shall not return a second time!"
"You're right." Tam shot a wave of distortions out at them. For a few seconds, the cloaked figures' solidity broke down. "Kink! Isolation cages!"
"Right!" Kink ejected discs from a slot under her triceps. Suddenly two of the figures were frozen within energy spheres. The other two had dissipated into dust and they'd taken Lu Wu with them.
"Good job," I said.
"Two of them are still free," Tam countered.
"Let's deal with what we have," Kink said, looking at the readout on her forearm. "I'm getting some strange readings here."
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Falling Through a Psychedelic Drainpipe 26 DEC-1 Jan
It was like being stuffed violently down a pipe. I didn't fit, but the portal didn't care. It just pulling me and stretching me out. I would have let out a pained scream, but I didn't have the breath. It must have been even worse for the sheriff. But I didn't have the awareness to think about anything else.
And then I was through, sliding down a psychedelic kaleidoscope of terror. I was bumped up and down and all around. I plummeted and rose and was spun over and over and turned inside out. It felt like it'd never end and had been going forever. It was the worst thing I'd ever experienced. And then, just like that, it was over.
I was thrown out hard onto the ground. I bounced painfully onto a giant gerbil that snapped viciously at me. I started to get up when the Sheriff came flying out at me. I braced myself but fortunately his massive frame when bouncing past me. I looked up to see where we were and found I was surrounded by trolls. At least, it appeared we had all ended up together.
Toleuk helped her boss up. "What happened to us, Sheriff?"
"Looks like we all got sucked up and spit out, Deputy. Now, we've just got to figure out where we've got suck to," he said.
I looked around at the empty landscape, at the hill not too far away. "I think I know where we are," I said. "I think we're back where I started."
"Are you sure?" the sheriff asked.
I shrugged. "Looks like it. But then again, one desolate hillside looks like every other desolate hillside."
"Who cares where we are?" one of the trolls yelled. Judging by her dress, she was no deputy, but instead a barmaid. "I want to know how we can get back home?"
"Yeah!" the others joined in.
"The only way would be back through the portal," the sheriff said.
"I don't see the portal, sheriff," Toleuk said.
"Well that's easy to solve." The sheriff turned to his giant gerbil. "All right, Gnomenasher, find the magic!"
The gerbil moved slightly then pointed up. Then he moved again and pointed. Then moved again and pointed. Then moved again and pointed.
"What's wrong?" I asked. "He can't find it?"
The sheriff dipped his crowbar in at each spot. It shimmered each time. "There appears to be more than one portal."
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Crowbarring the Portal Open 12-18 Dec
He pushed through the door and ran across the sheriff station to the outside, followed by his deputies. I chased after them. As we ran outside after Gnomenasher, the other trolls followed us, or at least the ones who hadn't been bowled over by the gerbil did. We all ran down the streets after the gerbil as he raced after the scent. Suddenly, he turned and went plowing into a building.
The sheriff chased after him inside and I followed him and everyone else followed me. We found the gerbil sitting in the middle of the room. I recognized the room instantly. I had only been in two places in this village and we had just left the other. We were back in the tavern, right where I came in. "That's one special gerbil you've got there," I said. "I never could've brought us here."
"I don't appreciate your snide words, Gnomenasher did his job. He found the portal that sent you here. Could you have done that? Could you've found the exact spot?"
"How do you know that's the exact spot." The sheriff put his hand over the gerbil's snout. It shimmered. "Ok, so it's the exact spot. So what?" I asked, as trolls began to fill in behind me.
"That means we can open it back up."
"How are you going to do that? Don't you hate wizards?" I asked. "Wouldn't one of you knowing magic be somewhat hypocritical?"
"Yes, we do hate wizards. And no I'm not going to open it up with magic. I'm going to use a crowbar.Toleuk?" the sheriff said and a large female troll in a deputy uniform walked over carrying a large crowbar. It was large to me, nearly half my size, but to the trolls it seemed about the right size.
The sheriff took it and smacked it into his palm. "This'll do," he decided and then thrusted it into the invisible point that remained of the portal. Its tip began to shimmer. And then he began to push it.
For the longest time, nothing happened. All there was was the sound of the sheriff grunting. The sheriff stepped back and took a deep breath. He slammed the crowbar in angrily and let out a loud growl as he threw his weight behind it. The air around the crowbar began to crack. The Sheriff let out a satisfied laugh. "Now we're getting somewhere."
He gave another pull before handing it off to one of his larger deputies. Then after a couple more takes he handed it off. After half a dozen deputies had given it a shot, the hole was nearly big enough for me to fit through. "Give it one more go," the sheriff said.
The deputy gave it another pull. There was a loud cracking sound and the crowbar was sucked out of the troll's hands. "Uh-oh."
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