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.gif - I pronounce it 'Jif', therefore, peanut butter files. Call me Z || he/him || Credit for the beautiful pan science badge in my icon goes to meettheghost !!

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[peanutbutterfiles]

why the fuck is the baby bottle pop commercial jingle stuck in my head

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[taggsvansen]

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[inwardhardar]

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[shamebats]

Don't hang onto being a woman if it isn't right for you, there are trans women hatching every day who will be much better at it.

[shamebats]

Don't hang onto being a man if it isn't right for you, there are trans men hatching every day who will be much better at it.

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THERE ARE TWO (2) TURTLE DOVES.

[peanutbutterfiles]

*monty python voice* ‘m not dead yet

There might have been progress?? Smelled almost nothing today and the only thing I did smell was weed?

You know normally I’d fucking take that but also these are the motherfuckers that will just go back to normal after a week so we’ll see

[peanutbutterfiles]

Bro we’re not even two full fucking days after reporting that the neighbors almost fucking killed me and while I was audibly moving things on the balcony they lit up cigarettes I’m losing my fucking mind

I’m going to have awful fucking nerve pain tonight and tomorrow aren’t I?? Because they think it’s some kind of joke or fake or something so they can keep smoking shit that causes bad interactions with my meds

[peanutbutterfiles]

*monty python voice* ‘m not dead yet

There might have been progress?? Smelled almost nothing today and the only thing I did smell was weed?

You know normally I’d fucking take that but also these are the motherfuckers that will just go back to normal after a week so we’ll see

[nixpunk]

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

[lakidaa]

[natendo-art]

Forever a favourite for me 💕

[peanutbutterfiles]

I had a fucking asthma attack today. I’ve never had asthma in my whole life so I don’t even have an inhaler for asthma. I’m so fucking scared that my downstairs neighbors are actually going to kill me/my roommate/our animals because of their smoking, or because of their desperate attempts to hide it

[kitschycritter]

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

[yeahthatsdeepshitman]

how did a crow get a tumblr

[peanutbutterpumpkincake-deactiv]

with his fuckin email and a password how’d u get here