biwi

lol i've had this blog since, like, 2014 and have done nothing with it rambles and memes until i die, i guess

[biwikrie]

work is empty and reddit is empty and instagram is empty and pinterest is empty so, yeah, i opened tumblr again. and, what do you know, all my favorite devils are here

[biwikrie]

vent post, again.

cool cool cool my boyfrind is mad at me for drinking with my coworkers. like. 8+ coworkers. for one of them (within my small department) leaving the company. cool cool cool. hes mad i drank 4 drinks. he called me and is mad i didnt pick up. cool cool cool. ive called him for multiple hours this week, told him that this event was coming up, had this event in our shared google calendar as a reminder that it is happening when it is. cool cool cool. the only way to have made him not mad is to have picked up whatever time he wanted to call for however long-- to have not drank as much as i did-- to not have gone to the event at all.

mind you this is the same man that wants me to move to a foreign country that i dont know the language of-- to leave behind literally everything i know-- to live with him in a different time zone (quite literally 13-14 hour time difference) than everyone i know lives in. he'd prefer if i made money for us, but its unlikely given i dont speak the language. but hes still holding out hope, because im an ambitious person.

someday, the fact that this is controlling bahavior will mean something to me. today, it means that i am unhappy.

[arsanatomica]

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[nosleep4sam]

I did not know this.

[wardenmcpherson]

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

[ainawgsd]

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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[waspinfested]

i want there to be less information on this post please

[rudeteens]

Everything needs to be glass, if it can’t be glass it needs to be ceramic, if it can’t be ceramic it needs to be wood, if it can’t be wood it needs to be stainless steel, if it can’t be stainless steel it needs to be stone, if it can’t be stone it needs to be glass

[biwikrie]

holy fuck am i bad at video games

[20thcenturystarlet]

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

[thepeelingrenoir]

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[thepeelingrenoir]

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

[jammerific]

I think this is the first time I've ever been wowed by "this ISN'T a painting"!

[biwikrie]

i bring a "you all are my friends" vibe to the workplace that my coworkers don't like to acknowledge

[greelin]

a vampire blushing is not so much about the blushing itself as it is the fact that You are the one causing it. your blood. your blood that they ate. this is so dope and beautiful

[prokopetz]

Yes, you're right, "I'd kill for you – please, ask me to kill for you" is a fun relationship dynamic, but where's the love for the classic attack-dog power dynamic reversal? I'd have thought Tumblr would be all over that one, too. The old "I'll kill for you – and kill, and kill, and kill, if needs be – but first you have to tell me exactly what it is you want. You are not permitted moral distance. Tell me what you need from me and admit your soft hands are just as bloody as mine. Say it. Say it."

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tarot’s most important utility is inspiring themed fanart

[010000100111100101100101-deacti]

wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint???

[greelin]

why don’t you sink your fangs into something more substantial AND stupid, handsome

[greelin]

saying “bite me” to a vampire for the sake of being a smartass but also because you want them to. To

[kizkataz]

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

[valtsv]

submissive and beheadable

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month