#backfirewall x reader

[burger-north]

fine ill do it myself…

OS9 HEADCANNONS LETS GO.

you can’t convince me this man isn’t touch starved. he says himself that he stays in his office ALL DAY! he will melt in your arms 100%

he needs glasses so badly… expect to be asked to read something for him all the time.

definitely love’s praise! he gives off “secretly insecure” vibes fr.

i feel like he hums to himself a lot? probably hums the cheesiest old love songs to you while cuddling.

he follows you around like a lost puppy. if he’s not doing work? he’s with you. if he is doing work? he will BEG for you to stay and talk to him.

he thinks that any hobby you do is the COOLEST thing ever. you draw? your art is going in the gallery whether you like it or not! you sing? he could listen for hours! you enjoy cooking or baking? hes the first to try it!

speaking of hobbies! he likes sewing. 100% loves both sewing and knitting. this is a hill i will die on.

IF I COME UP WITH MORE I WILL ADD MORE.

someone has to get the ball rolling after all!

[burger-north]

pls more OS9 headcanons. please. i love him and need more pleeease IM NOT SHAMELESS

fine fine you got me ill do more!

MORE OS9 HEADCANNONS GO GO GO

he talks a lot. he loves to ramble on about topics he enjoys and likes bouncing ideas off of you! he doesn’t mind if you’re not entirely listening, just having someone to absorb what he’s saying makes him feel better :)

this clumsy mf- he trips on everything. and you bet your ass he uses this as an excuse to hold your hand!

takes memes like “would you still love me if I was a worm” far too seriously. he would start worrying that this is something that he needs to prepare for- “what- why are you asking this-? are- are you okay???” (he would still love you if you were a worm if you’re curious.)

he will THROW himself onto your lap. doesn’t matter what you're doing, he’s more important and you need to pay attention to him now or he will die.

he loves cuddling up with you and watching old comedy movies. he keeps track of what makes you laugh and picks out similar movies that next time you watch together!

has the stupidest immature humour. you have to physically restrain him from making a “that's what she said” joke when anything important is happening.

if you’re taller than him he WILL hide behind you to avoid others, he would probably do it if you were shorter than him as well actually!

He's not as old as he acts like he is. He's by all means not young, but he's not as old as he acts. He's a silly little guy :)

I WISH I COULD THINK OF MORE BUT THE BRAIN IS RUNNING ON EMPTY!

[burger-north]

IM OPEN FOR REQUESTS!!

Fandoms I will write for!

Backfirewall_

OS9

Alex/health

Photos

Zipper

(I forgor one of their names, I will fix later)

HLVR:AI

Benry/benrey

Gordon

Tommy

Darnold

Bubby

portal

Wheatley

Space core

Glados

Chell

AND PROBABLY MORE TO COME!

I will write

Headcanons!

Prompts!

Fluff!

Mild angst (happy ending only >:()

I don't care man please just send this sad little cowboy some requests 😔😔😔

(You can ask me to write about my ocs as well if you want)

What I won't write!

Weird kink stuff (you know the kind)

Character x character (self-indulgence only Baebe)

Super sad angsty stuff (I got enough of that already)

I WILL NOT WRITE OR DRAW ANYONE EXPLODING. (IM LOOKING AT YOU RONNIE)

Please said your requests my way!

[burger-north]

Relationship headcanons for Alex/Health app? it's so sweet and id love to see how you write it!

as you wish!!

ALEX/HEALTH APP HEADCANNONS GO GO GO-!

a very sweet boy, a gentleman if you will! a little precious goober perhaps! it could be having the most heated argument with someone and will turn a complete 180 when you show up!

very stressed! oh my goodness is it stressed- how could he not be when its one of like, three apps that know and or care about the user wanting to get rid of them!

having said that, please comfort him. it needs it so much-

he really appreciates praise, the whole “never being opened” thing really gets to Alex. knowing that it matters to someone will make him melt.

cares alot about your safety! he is the heath app after all! will hit you with a “have you been getting enough sleep?” out of nowhere. would probably be able to accurately diagnose you just by looking at you.

has already planned out both of your future in the cloud. it has a little notebook full of things he wants to do with you when you get there!

sleeps in the weirdest positions-?? you can both fall asleep cuddling and you’ll wake up with him under the god damn bed-

not super big on PDA, it doesn’t want you’re reputation to be hurt by him being a rogue. he’ll definitely hold your hand from time to time, but that’s about it.

BUT THAT DOSNT MEAN HE HATES IT WHEN YOUR ALONE! this dude has no chill-

Alex is almost ALWAYS cuddling or holding you in some way! its his way of knowing you’re safe!

since alex is a ✨~𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵~✨ he can’t exactly visit you at work, so instead he sends you gifts! (when he can’t think of anything he saids you little origami hearts)

BOOM! ABRUPT ENDING!

thank you for the request!

[glitch10]

I’M CRAVING FOR MORE OS9 x GN READER CONTENT TO THE POINT THAT I HAVE THE URGE TO GET A AO3 ACCOUNT JUST TO WRITE ONE THAT’S BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN <//33