#bacon locked

[unskilletexclimation]

🍳New Egg Cooked🍳 -fillet blog

trying to figure out what fish to fry? Wanna use those extra spices? Well, look further!

[Actually, if you wanna eat shit and shit you gotta look no further. Sorry.]

unskillet communicates- i say objects

bacon pancakes locked- old recipe pissed on

bacon locked- old recipe

food spices used- used food spices

unskillet pisses during conflict- i speak with other chicken enjoyers that are also exclamation points

later unskillet- posts about later events

unskillet unanswers- anon unanswers

who is the FAKE unkillet hater?- anons uname characters

imagine all posts read in a beautiful mixture between the voices of sans undertale and dimentio super paper mario except when they’re not yelling in which case read it in the voice of dave strider homestuck.