🍳New Egg Cooked🍳 -fillet blog
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[Actually, if you wanna eat shit and shit you gotta look no further. Sorry.]

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🍳New Egg Cooked🍳 -fillet blog
trying to figure out what fish to fry? Wanna use those extra spices? Well, look further!
[Actually, if you wanna eat shit and shit you gotta look no further. Sorry.]
In regards to EPPRBCU
I think we can all agree this is overdue. Several members of the EPPRB community have come together and formed an agreement, a union of sorts, to force some overdue changes regarding the problems of both the discord server, and how we’ve been treating the community aspect of this project as a whole.
The Nefarious Wizard comes back from the dead to back the official EPPRBCU Union!
hey.
[+1 lego piece 3070pb062]
burnt lego piece 3070pb062 serve with egg baked for 2 minutes at 69°F
⁜ ahem. ⁜
⁜ ATTENTION ATTENTION EXCLAMS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES! YOU ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US AT THE INSECTUM FESTIVAL IN THE BUG QUEENDOM! YOU CAN VISIT STALLS AND PAY/TRADE FOR NEW BUG-MADE TRINKETS, GET SOME OF OUR CULTURAL FOOD, AND EVEN TRY YOUR LUCK AT SOME CARNIVAL GAMES! ⁜
⁜ THE FESTIVAL STARTS AT SUNSET IN THREE DAYS TIME AND IT DOESN’T END UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP! ⁜
⁜ Hope to see y’all there!! ⁜
bugs you say
Uhhh. Idk if I’m returning but I would like to at the very least have an accurate list of which blogs are active so uhhh. Message me with the status of your blogs I guess?
HAPPY PRIDE WE'RE MAKING GAY PLANTS AND GAY ROCKS
gay rocks with air fried gay plants serve with trans bacon and asexual sauce
how many eggs does an egg egg eggs if an egg egg egg egg fry
two
two eggs
two eggs benedict serve with a crushed up brick boiled for two minutes
Yummy 😋😋🤤😋🤤🤤🤤
enjoy.
how many eggs does an egg egg eggs if an egg egg egg egg fry
two
two eggs
two eggs benedict serve with a crushed up brick boiled for two minutes
how many eggs does an egg egg eggs if an egg egg egg egg fry
(!) Notice: The Status is dead!
.
WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?
I think it was-
SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.
Okay. *violently clips through terrain*
What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
“The Status is Dead!”
The Status is dead!
CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.
SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?
"Nope. Sorry, mate."
W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.
I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,
AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!
Ah, well that's nice.
“Damn proud right now.”
*clapping intensifies*
ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!
THAT STATUS IS DEAD!
W3 KNOW!
WHO KILLED THEM?
W3 DON’T KNOW.
I WILL FIND CLUES!
{Sheriff throws themselves at the ground and begins searching, accidentally misplacimg their revolver until they find it a few seconds later}
What's that? A weapon?
{Sheriff points their revolver at Oracl3, BPG, and Loading}
THAT thing is why THE STATUS IS DEAD!
[In sync with the others just pretend they’re also talking] “The Status is DEAD!?”
YES,
THEY DIED!
[He falls to the ground in shock.]
INCOMING!
[Mini comes drifting into the scene with a totally-not-stolen ambulance, and hits Sheriff so hard he goes flying and dies instantly. She then exits the ambulance in a hurry.]
OUT! OUT! MOVE NOW!
[Mini takes a band-aid out of her pocket and sticks it over Status's shot wound.]
[Status is slowly regaining health.]
Ahaha, oh YEAH, that hits the-
[Status explodes. Health is negative infinity.]
[Mini inhales.]
In my medical opinion,
THE STATUS IS DEAD!
Doc, what happened?
In my professional opinion?
[Mini slams a hand onto a table that appeared out of nowhere.]
THE STATUS WAS KILLED!
Quetz, Oracle, and Battle Pass Guy begin panicking.
I, uh, don't think it's anything to worry about!
W3LL, NOW WHAT!?
CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERFUCKERSSSS! BOOM!
Lookit this! The freaking Status is dead!
…
Uh-
Y3AH Y3AH H3Y.
G3T OUT.
[The moth remembered his war plans and has to leave anyways]
PFFF FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE. Seriously, y’all suck!
[Terro trips on a rock and hits his head. Falling unconscious.]
L3T’S G3T BACK TO TH3 POINT.
[Status Two pokes Status One’s dead body with a stick.]
I thtingktirnhkmt ttehethete stattuaatdus isisisiiis dedaddedfe
The Status is dead‽
Everyone says this except Status 2 and dead people and unconscious people.
TERRO I'LL HELP YOU-
[The rock Terro tripped over explodes.]
[A second Status One appears and barks at the group.]
SERIOUSLY, WHO KILLED STATUS!?
*gulp gulp gulp*
it waz meh
*general shock from all involved*
yes
*eats entire bottle of alcohol with a gulp*
i dihd it leik this
*POW*
Quetz screams in pain and fucking dies.
whup de doooou!!!!
(!) Notice: The Status is dead!
.
WHAT!? WHY IS TH3 STATUS D3AD!?
I think it was-
SHUT UP. YOU AR3 D3AD.
Okay. *violently clips through terrain*
What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
“The Status is Dead!”
The Status is dead!
CORR3CT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebration music plays, and option C lights up.
SO, DID ANY OF YOU S33 TH3 MURD3R3R?
"Nope. Sorry, mate."
W3LL, I'LL FIND HIM.
I'LL CAPTUR3 HIM,
AND TH3N NO ON3 WILL 3V3R DI3 AGAIN!!
Ah, well that's nice.
“Damn proud right now.”
*clapping intensifies*
ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!
THAT STATUS IS DEAD!
W3 KNOW!
WHO KILLED THEM?
W3 DON’T KNOW.
I WILL FIND CLUES!
{Sheriff throws themselves at the ground and begins searching, accidentally misplacimg their revolver until they find it a few seconds later}
What's that? A weapon?
{Sheriff points their revolver at Oracl3, BPG, and Loading}
THAT thing is why THE STATUS IS DEAD!
[In sync with the others just pretend they’re also talking] “The Status is DEAD!?”
YES,
THEY DIED!
[He falls to the ground in shock.]
INCOMING!
[Mini comes drifting into the scene with a totally-not-stolen ambulance, and hits Sheriff so hard he goes flying and dies instantly. She then exits the ambulance in a hurry.]
OUT! OUT! MOVE NOW!
[Mini takes a band-aid out of her pocket and sticks it over Status's shot wound.]
[Status is slowly regaining health.]
Ahaha, oh YEAH, that hits the-
[Status explodes. Health is negative infinity.]
[Mini inhales.]
In my medical opinion,
THE STATUS IS DEAD!
Doc, what happened?
In my professional opinion?
[Mini slams a hand onto a table that appeared out of nowhere.]
THE STATUS WAS KILLED!
Quetz, Oracle, and Battle Pass Guy begin panicking.
I, uh, don't think it's anything to worry about!
W3LL, NOW WHAT!?
CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERFUCKERSSSS! BOOM!
Lookit this! The freaking Status is dead!
…
Uh-
Y3AH Y3AH H3Y.
G3T OUT.
[The moth remembered his war plans and has to leave anyways]
PFFF FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE. Seriously, y’all suck!
[Terro trips on a rock and hits his head. Falling unconscious.]
L3T’S G3T BACK TO TH3 POINT.
[Status Two pokes Status One’s dead body with a stick.]
I thtingktirnhkmt ttehethete stattuaatdus isisisiiis dedaddedfe
The Status is dead‽
Everyone says this except Status 2 and dead people and unconscious people.
TERRO I'LL HELP YOU-
[The rock Terro tripped over explodes.]
[A second Status One appears and barks at the group.]
SERIOUSLY, WHO KILLED STATUS!?
*gulp gulp gulp*
it waz meh
*general shock from all involved*
yes
*eats entire bottle of alcohol with a gulp*
i dihd it leik this
*POW*
squash
boil in oil for seven hours serve with neurotoxin
Squish
squeesh
+ 1 sack of rice
boil rice for three days straight on high prepare raw meat serve with a side of soft boiled egg
who are you
cook thimng
Skilert
wat
are you on the discord?
no