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what if like. bad batch x reader where reader is a medic (HUNTER CANT DO EVERYTHING HES TIRED 😭) whom they have hired and taken in as part of the team. she’s really understanding and sweet and the type to call all her patients ‘sweetie, or honey, or baby’ in like an ‘i know it hurts, sweet boy just a teeeeny little prick, okay?’ sort of way. so the batch like all separately start to have teeny little crushes.
“Just a Teeny Prick, Sweetheart”
Bad Batch x Reader
Hunter was tired.
Exhausted, really. The kind of tired that seeps into the marrow of your bones, the kind that sleep doesn’t fix anymore. He was holding his squad together with sheer willpower, dwindling rations, and stim packs, and Tech had said something the other day that actually stuck:
“Statistically, it would be more efficient to outsource a trained medic. We are ill-equipped for sustained self-triage.”
That, paired with Wrecker nearly bleeding out after a skirmish on Corellia because someone (Echo) had “accidentally” used the wrong bacta dilution, finally pushed Hunter to agree.
You came highly recommended.
And you were… different.
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The first time they saw you in action, you were crouched over Wrecker’s arm, cooing at him like he was a scared child.
“I know it stings, baby. Just a teeny prick, okay? You’re doing so good, honey.”
Wrecker—literal tank of a man, bruiser of nightmares—was blushing.
Like, full-body, ears-pink, avoiding-eye-contact blushing.
Hunter stood behind you blinking slowly. Tech actually stopped typing. Echo raised an eyebrow. Crosshair made a noise in his throat that might have been a suppressed laugh.
You, of course, were oblivious to the storm you’d just kicked off.
“All done!” you announced brightly, patting Wrecker’s arm as you bandaged it up. “You were so brave, sweetheart. Go on, get yourself a treat.”
Wrecker beamed. Like a puppy who’d been told he was a good boy.
And from that moment on, everything changed.
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Hunter didn’t mean to stare. He really didn’t.
But he started noticing things.
The way your voice softened when you worked on him—“Deep breath, baby. In and out, just like that—good boy.”—and he’d nearly dropped dead right there. The way your hands lingered just a second too long when you pressed a bacta patch to his ribs. How your touch didn’t hurt even when it should.
He’d caught himself looking at you more than once while you cleaned your kit or tucked your hair behind your ear. You hummed while organizing supplies. You smelled like sterile wipes and something sweet. You called him “darlin’” once and he had to physically leave the room.
He started volunteering for med checks even when he was fine. “Just making sure I’m cleared for the next mission.”
You smiled every time. “Of course, sweet boy.”
Hunter was not okay.
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Tech was confused at first. Your bedside manner was… statistically illogical. Surely grown men didn’t need to be called “sugar” or “darlin’” to survive triage.
And yet—
“You did amazing, sweetheart,” you said once, after removing a shard from his thigh. “So still, such a good patient.”
He’d never flushed so fast. His datapad nearly slipped from his fingers. The next day, he updated your medical database for efficiency—and also uploaded a music playlist that made you beam and say “Oh! This is perfect, thank you sugar.”
He recalibrated your scanner after that.
And your med droid.
And the lighting in the medbay.
And then started inventing reasons to come back. “Mild tinnitus,” “possible corneal abrasion,” “a faint ache in my ankle.” All documented. All excuses.
He was fine.
He was not fine.
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Echo didn’t trust you at first. Too soft-spoken. Too sweet.
But then he watched you work during a firefight—calm under pressure, patching him mid-cover behind crates while blaster fire flew overhead.
You were gentle, but you didn’t flinch. Not once.
“You’re okay, baby. I’ve got you. Just keep pressure there, that’s it.”
He looked at you sideways, something twisting in his chest.
Later, after the fight, you came to check his stitches. “You really held it together,” you said with a warm smile. “Tough cookie.”
He snorted. “I’ve been called worse.”
You tilted your head. “Well, I call you Echo. And you’re one of my favorites.”
He didn’t know what to say. He just nodded and looked away.
And when you touched his metal arm without flinching—even thanked him for holding his own gauze—he felt… seen.
He was used to being patched up. But not to being cared for.
Now he sits just a little closer to you at meals. Offers you the first ration bar. He pretends not to notice when you call him “honey” again.
But he does.
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Crosshair didn’t say anything for a long time.
He watched you. A lot. Silently. Unnervingly.
He noticed how your hands didn’t shake, how your tone stayed steady. You never flinched from his scars. You never forced him to speak.
One day, you caught him cleaning his rifle with a nasty cut on his hand.
“Cross,” you said gently, crouching beside him. “That’s gonna get infected, baby. C’mere.”
He raised a brow. “You call all your patients baby?”
You smirked. “Only the stubborn ones.”
He let you clean it. Didn’t complain once. Not even when you blew gently on the wound before bandaging it. His ears turned red, though.
“You’re good at this,” he said quietly.
You winked. “Don’t tell the others. They’ll want special treatment.”
He definitely did not steal one of your gloves to keep in his kit later.
Definitely not.
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Wrecker had it bad.
From the second you cooed at him and called him “sweet boy,” he was gone.
He came to you for everything. Paper cuts. Headaches. “Funny feelings in his tummy” that were totally not butterflies. He’d pretend to limp just to get you to touch his shoulder.
And you? You were so nice about it.
“Oh, baby, you poor thing. Let me kiss it better.”
You didn’t actually kiss it. But he thought about asking. Just once.
He made you a little plushie out of spare parts and gave it to you with a bashful grin. “It’s you! Well, kinda. I made it ‘cause you always take care of us.”
You squealed. Hugged it to your chest. “This is the cutest thing anyone’s ever made me!”
Wrecker nearly passed out.
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Eventually…
You start to notice.
How they hover just a little too long. How they all suddenly have “injuries” every time you do inventory. How they flinch slightly—but in a good way—when you call them sweetheart.
One night, you say it out loud at dinner.
“You boys sure do get hurt a lot. Almost like you’re doing it on purpose.”
They all freeze.
Then Echo coughs. Tech pushes up his goggles. Wrecker drops a fork. Crosshair mutters, “Told you it was obvious.” And Hunter—poor Hunter—rubs the back of his neck and avoids your eyes.
You lean forward, resting your chin in your hand with a smile.
“It’s okay,” you say sweetly. “I don’t mind being the team’s favorite. As long as I get paid in compliments.”
Wrecker nearly yells, “YOU’RE SO PRETTY.”
Tech immediately corrects, “Statistically, she has extremely symmetrical features.”
Crosshair sighs. “Maker, you’re all pathetic.”
Hunter just looks at you, dead serious. “You keep us together. You matter.”
You blink. A little stunned.
Then you grin. “Guess I better stock up on bacta patches, huh?”
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How they kiss you | The Bad Batch
CONTENT: How each Bad Batch member kiss you, and what kind of a kisser they are <3
RATING: SUGGESTIVE
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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HUNTER
Hunter's kisses are grounding, and he'd be the type of kisser who fully immerses himself into it. Gets easily lost in the heat of your body, with your scent and your softness.
It's steady, careful, and lingers even after you parted for air. He'll definitely use a thumb to brush your bottom lip, and he tracks the motion with that heavy look in his eyes.
Hunter NSFW alphabet
Tech version Crosshair version
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A/N: This one is FILTHY, you guys. Seriously. I'm so obsessed with this man it's not even funny.
Anyway, posting this early and two posts today. May the fourth be with you 🫶
Warnings: NSFW, sexual content, minors do not interact, etc ‼️personal opinions‼️
Word count: 1792
Reblogs are very appreciated, since it helps my posts reach more people and motivates me to continue writing 🫶
“Tech Learns What Jealousy Is”
CT-9902 | Tech x F! Jedi Reader
Word Count: 3.7k
Summary: Tech never expected Clone Force 99’s new Jedi general to become such an important part of his life. He especially never expected to feel jealous when her attention starts drifting elsewhere.
Tags: tech yearning, jealous tech, slow realization that he’s jealous, tech being bad at feelings, unrequited love (sorta), written from tech’s pov
A/N: this is my first time ever uploading on Tumblr and it’s pretty dang confusing so sorry if this was like awkwardly layed out?? this is also surprisingly my first time writing a one shot and writing romance, so i’m open to critiques. English is not my first language so expect some grammatical errors. that’s all, really, I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it! thank you <3
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The Bad Batch When You Want Their Attention (HEADCANNONS)
Individual Bad Batch members x GN reader
Warnings: None, pure fluffy cloudsss, comfort, sweetness
not proof read lol it’s 3am 🥲😅
Headers by @moosgraphics 💖
HUNTER
Hunter sits on the floor of the Marauder, leaning his back against the cool bulkhead with a datapad balanced on his knee, deeply concentrated on sorting through the squad's supply logistics. His brow is furrowed, and his entire posture carries the heavy, tense weight of a stressed out leader. You don’t say a word to disrupt the silence at first. Instead, you simply walk over, slide yourself right under his arm, and tuck your head perfectly beneath his chin, wrapping your arms around his torso like a koala.
He freezes for a fraction of a second, completely caught off guard by the sudden weight, before a massive, soft sigh escapes his chest. You look up, resting your chin on his chest, and murmur softly,
"Hunter, I want your attention."
TBB x gn reader post-sex/aftercare headcanons
warnings: marking as 18+ just to be safe as obviously there is talk about sex, but there's nothing explicit. (18+)
Hi, I love your work! :) I was wondering if I could request TBB x fem reader (romantically and separately if that's okay)where reader and tech switch roles on Plan 99 where reader falls instead of tech. However reader survives but is injured and reunites with them. How would the guys react to them falling and also reuniting with reader who they thought was dead?
Reader Switches Place In Plan 99
Bad Batch x gn!reader
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A/n: I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD. Thank you for your request and sorry it took so long! This is only half of the request, there will be a second part with them reuniting. Also, this doesn't include Crosshair, I couldn't figure out how to write him in this scene as he wasn't there during plan 99.
Warnings: Supposed death, reader sacrificing themselves, they're all extremely stressed and sad in this, big heights and fear of heights, mention of burnout. Let me know if I missed anything.
Characters: Hunter, Echo, Wrecker, and Tech x gn!reader.
Word Count: ~1.2k.
Hunter
He couldn’t show it at the moment, he needed to get everyone to safety, he shoves everything aside and put on his best commanding tone. He’s their leader, in a time like this there’s no room for mourning; he’s their protector, and he was your protector too, but now that you’ve done that, he can only think of himself as a defeated leader.
As soon as there’s no threat anymore, he looks for somewhere quiet—anywhere he could be alone—and stops pretending, lets it all take over him, not even bothering if anyone heard his desperate gasps for air as he choked on his own tears.