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My opponent just changed my Bloodhusk target to myself and I have to discard my whole hand.

Nooooooooo!

#mtg #magic the gathering #mtg disaster #bad beats #only a couple of commons were lost #thankfully

Someone just Squelched my Dreamscape Artist activation on turn three.

#mtg #bad beats #edh #magic #commander #commander 2019

Playing my 32 legends Wild Druid deck can be a wild ride. Figure 1 - Great opening hand. 2 of 3 non-legendary cards and Reno Jackson to save me if my opponent is aggro Figure 2 - My opponent turn 1's an Astral Communion and I die a little inside. Not pictured is my opponent topdecking a Ysera which was promptly naturalized. Figure 3 - I am deceased

#hearthstone #magic methadone #bad beats #32 legend druid #druid

A Lands player describes "the purest joy in life"

Blake: If you have exploration, glacial chasm plus thespian's stage you can do that [loop glacial chasm] every turn and reassemble the same board to basically go to square 1 every turn...I played a game at a side event against a 10-year old kid playing...I enjoy tormenting small children when I'm playing magic but that's a different story...so he was playing burn so what I did was I got the glacial chasm lock against him and I started looping it and he was groaning and moaning as you'd expect but y'know I don't know whether or not he knows that he can win in response to me dropping my glacial chasm so I was very careful about it; because if I try to sacrifice the chasm to attack with a Marit Lage, then I may just lose to fireblast or lightning bolt or what have you...so against burn instead of trying to make a 20/20, sac the glacial chasm and attack, which gives them time to kill me with instant speed burn spells so what I did instead is what I did to this 10 year old child, which is while establishing the lock I had an extra land drop every turn that I wasn't using. Because again if you have Remeber if you have exploration, thespian's stage, thespian's stage you have one stage copy the other which is already targeting a glacial chasm you don't need to sacrifice a land every turn if you loop them repeatably. So once you're looping those two repeatably and you've done away with the drawback of sacrificing a land, the exploration allows you to play an extra land and advance your board every turn so everytime I would dredge, I'd get back a thespian's stage and also a ghost quarter and then I ghost quartered every single mountain out of the burn opponents deck

Jerry: Oh, you're a monster!

Blake: The sort of moments of realization were really kind of crucial. At first he was just like, "This is really weird, why are you ghost quatering my fetch lands?" "Why are you ghost quartering my mountains?" He was just, "This really weird" and then he started to see more and more. "Wait a minute are you trying to get rid of all my mountains?!" and then once he found his last one he said, "Oh God, oh god that was my last one" I was like, "Yep, I thought so"

Jerry: You shouldn't have done that! He was just a boy

Blake: So, really the purest joy in life is putting people on zero mana. It's why I play the deck.

#mtg #mtg legacy #mtg lands #lands #bad beats #he's a monster #leaving a legacy #leaving a legacy podcast

You want to hear one of my boardgame stories? I'm gonna tell you one of my boardgame stories.

Buddy suggests a game of Lords of Vegas tonight at his place. One of my favorites, it's the game Monopoly wants to be. Three players, early fears of me lucking into a blowout win turn into one of the tightest games I've seen. What I think is going to be my last turn comes around, I spend a few minutes running the numbers, I have one chance of victory:

Walking into the hosts casino & gambling a large stack at their craps table

Roll snake eyes or boxcars to get the 2:1 pay out

Using that money to make my second casino big enough so I can overtake our host on the last score

Drops my chips, roll the dice.

1️⃣2️⃣

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Next turn, as I suspected: End Of Game, last score.

3rd place finishes with a total of 69 points. (nice)

I have enough points to tie for 1st, tiebreaker goes to biggest stack of chips. My $28 million bank cannot hope to beat our host, who has

$69 Million

Nice.

#lords of vegas #tabletop #nice #bad beats #boardgames #srsly play this instead of Monopoly #get yourself some good poker chips to use for money and this game fucks #lone shark games