How Do You Work This Damn Thing?

An Old. Ratbat Defense Squad Pronouns: fine, he/him. What are you, a cop? head full of crossed wires. Rare case of cishet She-Ra brainrot. robots, tabletop games, animation, sometimes music, All the usual nerd shit, y'a'know?

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[number3]

OP, boy do I have the board game for you.

(Currently some assembly required because of fucking late stage capitalism.)

Kill Doctor Lucky — Crab Fragment Labs

Kill Doctor Lucky is the original Cheapass Game, a beloved family board game of murder in the dark.

Also available in convenient card form. Pawn not included.

Get Lucky — Crab Fragment Labs

The Kill Doctor Lucky card game: Get Lucky is a lighthearted game about murering an old man in his house, now with more backstory and less b

[taracandycorn]

Been a WHILE since I sketched our favorite duo

[screamingforkingshirtballs-deac]

[smoke-in-the-winds]

Me, talking to Paul of Tarsus whom I brought to the present: so, the Calvinist stance, called double predestination, follows that Christ only died particularly for the elect, who are unconditionally saved. The Arminian stance, however, argues that elect are only foreseen by God, but that Christ still died for all people who are saved conditional on their independent faith.

Paul: What do you mean it’s been two thousand years?? And he hasn’t come back yet?

Me: Yeah, anyways, see the thing is both sides use your writings as proof of their arguments, and I was just wondering what you actually meant, especially in Romans where you wrote-

Paul: Wait, are you sure you guys didn’t just miss him?

[cornpopwasframed]

Me: So you see, HE'S why we don't follow the literal words of Christ (as taught to us in the 4 Gospels) anymore OR follow the Laws of Moses.

Peter [the First Pope whom I brought to the present]: Is that fucking PAUL OF TARSUS?!?! I TOLD YOU LAST TIME IT WAS ON SIGHT, MOTHERFUCKING FALSE PROPHET!

I proceed to eat popcorn as this entire mess sorts itself out once and for all.

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[joeyclaire]

coming from a place of love btw i still have to remind myself this often. i’m very autistic i know what it’s like to think of yourself as like a lovable character with quirky flaws because your sense of identity comes from fiction but you are a Living Person and that’s not how it works to be a living person

[joeyclaire]

not enough people are reblogging this version which is fine but i think they should. I Know Ball i still struggle with this i Get It

[scientia-rex]

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

[luvsixk444]

[baggebythesea]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Every time I think about what the New York Times did to Susan Doku, I get a bit enraged inside

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

In case you don't know, Susan Doku, inventor of popular number puzzle game Sudoku, was outed as a lesbian by the New York Times in 2003. Many have speculated this was done more or less to slander her to the public so their attempted purchase of exclusive printing rights for the game could be done at a much lower price. She actually lost a lawsuit against the Times, as it was not deemed libelous, given she was in a civil partnership with her now wife, Christina "Chris" Ward.

Susan also lays claim to the first recorded use of the word "polyamorous" in her 1994 essay "81 Squares"

[biomic]

girl what

[number3]

Martha Root taking down another nazi dating site.

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[youli147]

补一下！

差点忘了

我玩不到的雪家产玩

[ms-demeanor]

My dad runs a website that he inherited from another guy and something went wrong this week and the site is redirecting to an AI porn chatbot site so I've been tapped as the only one in the family with any wordpress admin experience to fix this problem.

The site has a bunch of inactive admins who nonetheless still have admin privileges, is running on a version of PHP that hasn't had support in two years, and, most maddeningly, had about 35 plugins installed.

I'm fixing this and rooting out the malware redirecting the site, but I took a photo of the most bugfuck plugin that I knew Tumblr would appreciate:

[rhynee]

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

[blargmeansyes]

Sometimes, I think I'm funny. Other times, I post things. Enjoy.

[sophsun1]

Rabbit's Feat (1960) dir. Chuck Jones

[gay--dog]

tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"

[jadeharleyinc]

clicking "see all" on someone's tags and the missing by a single pixel, causing tumblr.com in its genius to show me all zero posts in the "#and okay the really fucked up thing about this if you ask me" tag

[number3]

I clicked on "Suggest Content Label", thinking it would give me an option for labels, and maybe an option to disagree with the bullshit label that has been applied.

It automatically labeled it with the one I already didn't agree with.

I'm sorry, trans person, I was only trying to help. 😔