Jan 17, 2020
what if there was this really good tasting fudge but it had .00000000000000000000001 % of your shit in it
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what if there was this really good tasting fudge but it had .00000000000000000000001 % of your shit in it
what if you find a porno where everyone in it is just dressed up as yourself
what if you loved this really good queso sauce but you found out you were just using cum as dipping sauce for your pizza rolls?
what if one day your beautiful wife of 5 years came up to you and told you she was pregnant, you’re ecstatic and kiss her, absolutely thrilled and excited to be a parent with her. But after a few months you start to notice some things are changing with her...
Her skin is yellowing and her eyes are drifting closer together. She now blurts out things like “banana” at random times and is shrinking in stature. The further along she gets in the pregnancy, the more she is transforming into a minion. You confront her about this, and she confides in you and tells you her family’s deepest darkest secret. She says that when the women in her family get pregnant, they slowly transform into minions, however, the effects aren’t permanent and she’ll return to normal after the baby is born. She asks you to trust her and pleads you to love your baby no matter what happens after it’s born. You are alarmed by this but you love your wife and you believe her. Then, the day comes and she gives birth to your child, but when the child comes out you can see it’s a minion baby. It looks at you with its single eye and says “papa”
what if there was this fudge that was super popular and there was a secret ingredient and then you found out it was just refried beans
what if mike wazowski came to the real world and walked up to you and said "HHHRHGHGRN" and then jumped and spun around in front of you
what if one day the human race discovered a form of science where you can absorb the life forces from other living things, but this life force could only be absorbed by consuming a living thing while it was still alive?...
vegans and anti-animal cruelty activists rose up and spoke of the immorality of these actions and the practice was quickly banned around the world. although, rumours still go around about secret black market practices and underground brothels where men make millions off of receiving blow jobs.