#bad rapper

[alvalentyn]

If you’re ever sitting there thinking the world is getting it’s problems solved, please don’t forget one of the worst out there. You too can help solve this issue.

[salinafeliza13]

When you are practicing Kendrick Lamar's rap in bad blood and then realize you are a bad rapper...oh well still practicing!

[vastlyimprovedsonglyrics-blog]

Flo Rida, "Whistle"

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know / I couldn't come up with a less cliche euphemism, sorry, I'm not Prince Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it / actually im not because if i could show you i would be missing ribs so maybe ill just tell you And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close / im sorry i can't give you better instructions than that because my ability to communicate in correct English is questionable Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go (Look) I'm betting you like people And I'm betting you love freak mode / except not because i have to give you instructions on "blowing my whistle"? so probably not a freak And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls / not even sure what this means And stroke your little ego / also not sure what this means I bet you I'm guilty your honor / of what??? That's just how we live in my genre / rappers??? Who in the hell done paved the road wider? / probably the government, they are generally the ones who pay for road construction There's only one flo, and one rida I'm a damn shame / mostly because my lyrics are so terrible Order more champagne, pull a damn hamstring / how do you pull a hamstring ordering champagne Tryna put it on ya Bet your lips spin back around corner Slow it down baby take a little longer / yeah i give up these lyrics are so bad it's demoralizing

[disciple-of-kek]

Me + Lil' Wayne

Chapter 2:

I stared him down, watching him bleed. "Bring me that ass," I called out as I ran onto him. With a swift tackle, he was on the ground. I raised his buttocks into the air and took a large meaty bite. Blood spurted everywhere, and I saw who he really was. His suit was torn off, and under it, a chimpanzee. The chimp screamed and shouted, tearing off his suit. I couldn't help but stare at his genitals: a collection of tentacles flinging themselves in every direction. By now, I realized what was going on as I plunged the syringe full of sedative into the ape's neck. I then took my bat and began to plunge it into his body continuously. With every swing, my blood-lust fueled erection grew. Soon, the space creature was noting more than a bloodied pulp, but by now, his friends were joining in. With both my nipples and genitals erect, I used the powers of my diarrhea to propel myself into the alien spaceship, ready to kill.

fin.

[notacynicjustrealistic]

Machine Gun Kelly

I've been seeing posts about this guy so I youtube'd him, and his song wild boyz or whatever its called is embarrassingly bad! He looks good but his music isn't special!

[captainflipsy]

She is a stupid hoe indeed.

[chellinasellina]

Hhaha some of my old high school class mates making fun of these so called "rappers"