#bad tipper

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Always trust your instincts

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Ever curious how much to tip or gift service professionals around the holidays? No need to worry if your tip was offensively low or way over the top with these 14 tips on tipping.

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5 Tables Who Should Always Tip Well

5 Tables Who Should Always Tip Well

“A man who goes into a restaurant and blatantly disrespects the servers shows a strong discontent with his own being. Deep down he knows that restaurant service is the closest thing he will ever experience to being served like a king.”— Criss Jami

Employment in any service industry can be a roller coaster. Servers and wait staff get to see a special side of this industry. For many of them,…

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Avoid Publicly Announcing How Much Of A Shitty Tipper You Are

New Post Has Been Published On http://ifyoucantaffordtotip.com/avoid-publicly-announcing-much-shitty-tipper/

// Post by Floyd Rance. Floyd: Against my better judgement, I had breakfast for 5 at IHOP in Huntersville, NC and as always I DO NOT LIKE IHOP! $46.33 plus $2 tip is a waste of $$ could’ve made a much better breakfast at home and had change leftover. It is impossible to drive into this...

http://ifyoucantaffordtotip.com/avoid-publicly-announcing-much-shitty-tipper/

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What do you do with you're sick? ;o; Give out some tips, for your poor sick anon here?

“Well, what I do with get some cough drops for my throat, in case it’s sore. But if it’s really really sore, like you can’t eat anything, I say have some Ice Taps.”

“They might not taste good but they’re really good for your throat! You can get them at Chinese Herbal stores. that’s where I get mine. For fevers, uhhhh…I just put a ice bag on my forehead… eheh…I’m not much help for fevers and headaches…”

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Please Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Be a Bad Tipper

This goes so far beyond just what I want in a future partner. Nobody should be a bad tipper. Ever. For any reason.  

Tonight I was getting drinks with a friend, and I bought the first round. It was a $14 tab and I tipped $2. Pretty standard. Also--IT WAS TWO DOLLARS. That's less than the cost of the smallest latte Starbucks sells. That's eight quarters. Two hundred pennies. This is 2012--two dollars is nothing. But when it came time for my drinking buddy to ante up for the second round (and please keep in mind this is a random acquaintance from college), he paid the same $14 bar tab for our second round, and after the bartender gave him the change--$6 cash all in ones--he SLIPPED EVERY SINGLE DOLLAR BACK INTO HIS WALLET. There was no poor service in this situation. This dude is not an oblivious European.  I was aghast, to put it mildly. 

I honestly had a hard time keeping the conversation going after that point.  I became increasingly obsessed with whatever the fuck the reasoning could possibly be for a 26-year-old MBA student to refuse to leave two dollars for the sad, obese, middle-aged bartender working the night shift at a shitty Irish pub. I thought about calling him out on it, but instead just decided there is absolutely no conceivable reason why this behavior is ever okay, and vowed to never see the douche again.  

Yeah, I take this shit seriously.  

And if you're sitting there thinking to yourself, "If the service is really bad, I'm leaving a bad tip in order to send a message." Well, heads up, dickbag: Leaving a bad tip as a sign that you were dissatisfied with service is the wrong course of action and generally doesn't lead the tip recipient to change their behavior in the future. Seriously, this person probably makes minimum wage or close to it. If you're patronizing their place of business, chances are, you don't. Fork over that 20% and move along. Oh yeah, Gramps--10% doesn't cut it anymore either.  

Let me add: You do not have to be wealthy to date. You can be one broke ass motherfucker and do just fine with the ladies. People do it all the time. You plan picnics in the park with a bottle of wine, find free events and make a day of it, or cook dinner at your place. This is completely acceptable when done the right way. But sure, having a little extra dough each month sure does help when it comes to courting. Think about budgeting your money as a gateway to the booty. 

If you're too broke to buy a fancy dinner, do not take me out to dinner. Do something else. Do something within your means.  But if you can swing dinner, you must plan for tax, tip, and maybe a taxi if we get sloshed. If you can't afford the whole nine yards, don't go there. Choose a cheaper option. It's totally okay, if you can find a way to make it unforgettable. Which you can. Think a little harder. Be creative. You can do it. I believe in you.  

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1% Tip Revealed To Be A Hoax, Somehow Occupy Wall Street's Fault

Presenting the tip that was too bad to be true.

Last week, a photo went viral of a bill at a Newport Beach restaurant for $133.54, for which the customer tipped $1.33 (i.e., 1%), and, as a parting shot, wrote “Get a real job” on the check. The photo was first posted on a site called Future Ex Banker (now off-line), purportedly by an employee of the awful tipper who was present at the lunch....Read More 

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ATTENTION A-HOLE CELEBRITY NON-TIPPERS!!!!

Hard working restaurant personnel in Hollywood are fed up with rich, elitist celebrities thinking it is a server’s life mission to not only serve you, your pampered, abhorrent children, most of whom look like spaced out Children of the Corn, and your kiss-ass leeches of a entourage but also that they do it for FREE!  I have one question for you all... Do you truly believe “little common folk” are so awed by your presence they wouldn’t notice the blank line on bill where it says TIP or are you just a bunch of cheap, entitled A-HOLES? I say both...Let’s see what the world thinks after I call you cheapskates out.  

  BTW A-HOLES:  a little known fact is that the government makes servers claim a certain percentage of their sales as tips so guess what that means when you refuse to tip on a bill...Yup, you guessed it! The servers are now PAYING to get the exciting opportunity to SERVE you! Over the next few days I will call out the 10 worst tippers in Hollywood...and just so I’m not giving all celebs a bad name I will also included a list of the best tippers in Celebville. Get ready to be disgusted!

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10. Rod Stewart - It must be a sad day to realize that your career has peaked along with your daughter’s vag...oh wait, Rod hasn’t realized that yet because not only does he think he isn’t required to pay for services rendered but also believes the person waiting on him wants a signed copy of the tablecloth he ate on! Really, Mr. Stewart?! It’s coming up on 2012...In 1981 I would have thrown the tablecloth and the cokebag that went along with it in your face (okay I would have kept the coke.) Today, we just laughed, tossed it in the laundry basket and watched, humiliated for you, while you unsuccessfully tried to slide across the hood of your car in an attempt to impress the four people waiting outside for a table.